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# I know
Dogs are horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Have sex
with Elk.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Or a
gnu
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Or
an Okapi.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# or a gazelle
or is that just too far....
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Gazelles are fine,
they're just hard to catch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# could always
try wild boar, but then its getting a bit rough again...
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# i've had a few boars in my time
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# careful
with hedgehogs though
(radja, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# yep,
and you can with a Giraffe if you stand on a stool.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# at least it couldn't sue you
it's open source anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# With their scratchy claws and everything
AND they object if you smoke afterwards.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Dogs are nice
People are horrid ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)