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# I bet none of you would work in a office like this:
Caribou Coffee sued for same-sex sexual harrassment
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Yay...
...for coffee made by lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Is it
dykaffeinated?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# arf.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Apparently
they sit there flicking beans all day.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# arf !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# he he he...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Sex with dogs.
People sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# I know
Dogs are horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Have sex
with Elk.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Or a
gnu
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Or
an Okapi.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# or a gazelle
or is that just too far....
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Gazelles are fine,
they're just hard to catch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# could always
try wild boar, but then its getting a bit rough again...
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# i've had a few boars in my time
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# careful
with hedgehogs though
(radja, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# yep,
and you can with a Giraffe if you stand on a stool.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# at least it couldn't sue you
it's open source anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# With their scratchy claws and everything
AND they object if you smoke afterwards.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Dogs are nice
People are horrid ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# A female friend of a friend of mine
would plaster her cunt in Pedigree Chum so her dog would lick it off.

Unconfirmed %age of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# "Plaster her cunt"
was that you?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Don't be rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# *hug*
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Get off me
gay boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# you love it,
you whore.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I heard it was
Nutella


100% Hearsay
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# james calman
at school did that, apparently
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I think we need to know more
about Master Calman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Someone I know
was at a party, he stumbled into a bedroom to find the hostess in the same situation

Veracity uncertain.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# there is
promoter who works for metropolis who was caught with his dick in ice cream dressed up in a ballet tutu a years back

Funny as this guy is 6' 5" and throws his wieght around like he is mike tyson, when apparently he just a little bruno.

/gossips
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# thats nasty
nasty nasty nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I guess it would depend on the type of dog
and how sharp its teeth are.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Being sexually harrassed by a caribou
would be worse.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Caribou
knibbling at the croquet hoops.
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# I am missing out soo much, being freelance.

"She told me that she liked my butt.”
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# People could hire you to abuse you....
You'd be a metaphorical prostitute, as well as a literal one. (and a literary one)
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# "Inviting one of the plaintiffs to her house to engage in some type of sexual activity with her dogs"
Argh.

Werther's Original.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# yeah
it was great until that part wasn't it?
(spook, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# But that was the funniest part!
You lot of prudes.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I just watched the video
they were ALL dogs
(spook, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Is it Work safe Lesbian hour?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I'll get my dungarees out.
Lucky I trimmed my nails recently
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Dont forget
the sensible shoes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# "Caribou Coffee, is a real treat,
Even lesbians prefer it to real meat"

/pythonish advertising slogan.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# people like my butt too.
hello everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# 'ello mate.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i have a house filled with apples
it's ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Make
Apple Vodka...or cider as its called.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# we're going to
but most of them are rotten and stuff, so we'll DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Apple chutmey
is the way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# hello mike
Someone was posting under the name mike woz ere. I thought it was you, but then realised it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# what a fucking bastard
i'll fucking kill them.

someone nabbed the name 'mike' at some point when i had a stupid thing after it on my name, so i have to always have a stupid thing in it now. fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I called him a cunt
because I thought it was you. But he was being a bit of a cunt anyway, so that's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# These anchorpeople on the top left
are hillarious. We are so news, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# How apt
that Ellen Degeneres is in the bottom left corner
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)