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[challenge entry] Burt Baracus...

Well what do you expect? I'm tired. Night all. :)

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Pixiedust Dedicated lurker 'till, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# nice shopping
nice punnage
woo!
night
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# nice shopping
and i love both mr t and mr bacharach so double woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# I'm going to sleep too.
Tata.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# I'm not sure why I find that quite as funny as I do
but I do. Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Oh very droll.
His gold chains would scratch the keys though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Do You Know The Way To San Jose?
Yes I do, but I aint getting on no plane to get there foo!
(Marwood, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# i was just thinking that
but i didn't want to say it...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# hehehe
quite.

woo to the pic!

(although his hands are curiously pale..)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# do you know the way to san jose?
I've been away so long,
and the foo has lost his way

ah cock, that was hal david, and I can't be arsed to shop him
/edit miiiiiiiind piiiiiiis
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# TJ:
Did you get that virus email too?

It spread around my workplace like wildfire and too many stupid fucking users went and followed its instructions causing me no end of work, grrr!
(Marwood, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# i've gotten two on the same account from different people
now, of course i realized right away that it was a spam for two reasons, 1) i didn't sign up for any updates with that adress, and two, you could see that the real address wasn't from anybody that should be sending it.
i feel bad for you Techy people
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# If Ford for example
sent you a letter out of the blue telling you to open up your car's engine, pull out a few bits and then stick an unknown lump of metal inside of it, without any warning whatsoever, would you do it?

Would you fuck. So why do people (users) feel the need to tinker with their machines, grrr and double grrrr!
(Marwood, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Unfortunately,
I feel a large number of people these days would.

/work in cable modem tech support
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# especially if the return adress on the envelope was something like
Bob's Auto Repairs
Bumfuck, India
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# oi!
my mum's from bumfuck, india!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Yeah,
plus the chances of M$ actually bothering to send email to little me is roughly nil when they have that wizzy icon in the system tray that tells me when my software needs updating.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Because we all
know how many people use that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# and tells you when it doesn't
and when it might
and when it's going to crash your computer next. (you know, the numer in the lower right that looks like xx:xx)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Argh!
I must have 46 seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# no no, all the way in the lower right.
in the system tray. it tells you the next time that windows will fail
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# bruce green?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Yes, 00:46.
46 seconds...

Although I now seem to have 54!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# It's at time like this...
...that I wish Burt Bacarach had written Fool on the Hill.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# i have a kpm album entitled
"beatles bach and bacharach go bossa"

it is the best album i own.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# me too!
but it's pipped to the post by the lovers' latin version of "Light my fire" on another album of similar calibre
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# not jose feliciano?
light my fire is one of those songs where every single cover has been better than the original
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# jose
fellacio?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# hahaha
nice viewpoint, and one which I plan to try for size for a couple of months
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# what the world needs now
is some welding torches, hannibal.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# that's a better joke
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Woo!
Have a Burnt Bacharach to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# that is
rather brilliantly done
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Thank you
kind sir.

I've got a nice collection of them going.

As soon as I get time* I'll get round to putting them all on a burnt celebrity website.


*probably never.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)