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[challenge entry] I feel dirty for going back on
my rant about not actually conjoining the celebrities...



...but Lora should like it.

and yes, it is really goodhew's body...


From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# ?
TJ: does anyone know how much webspace ntlworld gives?

edit/ sorry dan :P if i understood it i know it'd be funny ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# no
(icedragon, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# its
50mb



*runs and hides as works for them*
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# yay!
maybe you can bumph mine up to... maybe 1000mb, or 3752mb?

thanks :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# lol
if i could i would but work with smellyphones not interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# grrr.... ntl smellyphones!
i rang up because they charged us for 600k when they gave us 128k, and it was DEFINATLY true, but they just kept going round and round in circles. i knew more than they did, but they just wouldn't beleive us...

rargh..

(but you're probably lovely ; ) )
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# it's 55mb apparently


(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# for the broadbean service
if you got the world thingy its 50
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Dont stop running......... ever

Or quit your job... the choice is yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# that's poor form
you really shouldn't tj as the first reply, especially as you just said ?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# well, i didn't understand it, hence the ?
and it just happened to be the first reply...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# yes but you could have replied
to a different thread that had already been replied to.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Or you could have just
tried looking on the fucking NTL site which would have taken a lot less time. And aggravation.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# the ntl site doesn't say
otherwise i wouldn't have
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Read it and weep fucknuts:
www.ntlhome.com/ntl_internet/get_broadband.asp?cust=ntlhome_intbroadband
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# awww shurrup... :$



cockbadger
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# but
it how many email accounts would I get with that? It doesn't say!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# um they asked for ntlworld
which is just 50 MB as i said first!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Says 55 here
www.ntlworld.com/services/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# It's the same thing
you spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to call him a cunt
now, or tell him to stick it up his arse?
(LisaLisa, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# oh yeah!
it's baz. didn't realise. heard so much
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I can't remember.
It's all so confusing nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# it's generally polite to wait
until there are a couple of replies.
Unless it's inutterably shit.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Tis
Iain Duncan-Smith's head on Duncan Goodhew's body.

I met him at Butlins many moons ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# nice to see the leader of the opposition
is keeping it real
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# that's all pretty obvious
all the same it's poor form, choose a different thread with other replies on, as a TJ at the top often gets all the comments leaving the picture ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# you lazy assed
bastard.. don't be so rude!

(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# 50 MB
check their webby site
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# How rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# You bastard.
You didn't woo Rev Dan's picture. He's not very good you know, and he needs all the support he can get!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# It's true.
and the funding for my donkey sanctuary just fell through as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# You probably shouldn't have called it
The Ass Refuge.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# people who missed the meeting
when we named it aren't allowed an opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# even if they think it is a good idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Like this
perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# How handy!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# gah!
it's not a headswap compo!
it's a 'conjoined' compo!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# they prolly are cojoined
under the water...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
#
i don't feel guilty for i have actually done a proper conjoined one, so you can all fuck off

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# well nerr!
i've done two!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# with emphasis on
names fitting together
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Hee hee
Should've put Lora's face on the woman too..!

Afternoon one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# hmmmm....
good idea, but she'd string me up by my gonads
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# it's a conflict in my head
me and Iain immortalised v my picture
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Good afternoon
you are well, I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Of course
I am - I'm at home and now b3taing.

Don't tell me boss though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I just read that is wanking off
Is that true too?

Oh and afternoon sar!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# oh Lora does..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# is that like "I would"
just "i do"
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# well
i do so i obviously would
You see?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# i been blind for quite a while now
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Goodie
I can repost my tory tits pic..
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)