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# Are there any 12 year olds on the board ?
I received this text from somone I don't know..

I need help to translate it -

AT WILTON VILLAGE DRY GOOD FOOD NEED A SUB
FOR THE CAR PARK J+G

Any ideas ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Sounds like
someone needs some money for the pay and display.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)
#
My guess is that they are at wilton village, the food is very good and they need money for the car park.

All you have to do is read!
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)
# No
But my guess is that hey got the wrong number and have no cash to pay for parking.

Or perhaps they are into BDSM and dogging.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)
# It's about bondage.
The person obviously has a kink that means they can only get off when they are dominating a submissive ('sub') in village car parks.

What you really should be wondering is why they thought of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)
# James Bond and Goldfinger
.. need a submarine to torpedo the car park because there is a drought and famine in a small village made entirely out of high grade carpet. Bleedin' obvious mate.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)
# sounds about right to me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Perhaps you should set up an isthisyou equivilant
for lost text messages
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# like it
but i'm not doing it!
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)
#
AT WILTON VILLAGE = 'Hanging around in a public toilet'

DRY = 'No sign of any other possible partners'

GOOD FOOD = 'I have a semi lob on'

NEED A SUB = 'Interested in fisting someone else'

FOR THE CAR PARK = 'Spacious anal cavity'

J+G - 'I'm both sub and dom'
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha ha

thats looks like it might be true.

balti moria.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Easy solution
text back and ask wtf they mean
(WolfcubWithAttitude, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Even better, text back with
'WTFAYBOA?'
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Campsite?
That's my guess....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)