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[challenge entry] Before anyone asks, yes I have been drinking.
Only click if you have seen The Usual Suspects
Yep its poop but I thought I should try to make something this week to try and increase hummus levels.

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(nan-demo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18, archived)
# hehe
but everyone has seen that. post it here.

do it..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:21, archived)
# NOOOOOooooooo.......
I don't want to spoil the film for people who haven't seen it yet.
(nan-demo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)
# do iiiit..
go on, be a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE

KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE

KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE

KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE

see - you can post it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
#
BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)
# i still haven't seen that one
but never mind i couldn't really give a monkeys. and i knew anyway. and i'm not going to watch it cos it looked a bit shite.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:27, archived)
#
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER

DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER

DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER

DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:28, archived)
#
THE DETECTIVE DID IT

THE DETECTIVE DID IT

THE DETECTIVE DID IT

THE DETECTIVE DID IT
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:32, archived)
#
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:34, archived)
# Mmmmm, Soylent Green
*ahem*

AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:39, archived)
#
THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE

THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE

THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE

THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:39, archived)
#
CANDYMAN

CANDYMAN

CANDYMAN

CANDYMAN

...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:42, archived)
#
TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD

TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD

TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD

TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:43, archived)
#
Sean Bean gets his info from the aide

Sean Bean gets his info from the aide

Sean Bean gets his info from the aide

Sean Bean gets his info from the aide
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:57, archived)
# u git
i just downloaded that the other day.
([]DOo []DOo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:44, archived)
#
PACINO IS THE DEVIL

PACINO IS THE DEVIL

PACINO IS THE DEVIL

PACINO IS THE DEVIL

yay! i thought of one!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:35, archived)
#
Einhorn is Finkle

Finkle is Einhorn

Einhorn is Finkle

Finkle is Einhorn

*sigh* i am crap.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:37, archived)
# oh watch it
for the bit with the poisoned girl, that's a great bit
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:30, archived)
# or the kid with part of his head missing
"well you see.. my dad was away, so i found his gun.. and..."

edit/ couldn't remember the poisoned girl bit, remember it now though.. it was so sad! the father's there like "nooooo" and he's like "yyyeesss" and they're all like "mayybbbeee"... sorry... i'm hyper today
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:31, archived)
# forgot about
that, think I'll have to watch it again
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:31, archived)
# THE SHIP SINKS
THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS

So that's Titanic ruined then.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:32, archived)
# I think
it's a foregone conclusion a film about a real life sinking
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:14, archived)
#
MY BALLS ARE GREEN!

MY BALLS ARE GREEN!

MY BALLS ARE GREEN!

MY BALLS ARE GREEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:29, archived)
# then go
see a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:31, archived)
# i have..
she fainted :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:33, archived)
# oh dear
do you steal the scrip pad to make false prescriptions ala trainspotting
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:35, archived)
# nope
just showed her my balls
they were green
she fainted
i killed her
had sex with her dead body
left
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:38, archived)
# hmm
interesting, did you get her to suck your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:40, archived)
# ugh god no!
that's just disgusting! grow up!

eurgh! you sicken me!

i'm phoning the police... wait a minute..

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:42, archived)
# I'm
6"1' how much bigger would you like me

and I'm not the one shagging the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:43, archived)
# you tall bastard
i'm destined to be about 5"9

my family are shortarses
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:44, archived)
# heh heh
lording it over you :)

small fry
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Cunt!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)
# he is
well damn you've spoiled it now

/runs off crying

though some cunt did that on the baddiel/skinner show re: sixth sense
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Excellent ...
A bit like the 'mini adventure' ads. There should be more of these:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Have you been drinking.....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Drinking!
With my reputation!
(nan-demo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
# i've not seen it
but i clicked...


yet i do have the DVD in my bedroom... does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)
# You see, this is why he went to all the trouble of making it a link...
Now you're gonna have to take some Rhohypnol to forget what you've seen before watching the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
# heroin ok?
i take that anyway... erm.. what were you talking about again? was it me? it was me wasn't it! soooo cold! so very very- shut up you! no, i'm not you! i'm madonna! woo! ywah.... cold... mm... cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:28, archived)
# an insight
into a drug addled mind.


raplace "drug" with "b3ta"
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:30, archived)
# so
that's your crack addled mind
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:36, archived)
# erp
love the end of that film, where the cop scans all the posted things on the pin board
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)