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[challenge entry] Joseph couldn't afford the whole bike, so...

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(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# GOOLIES! GOOLIES! GOOLIES!
actually - that's very woo!
woo!

right - i should go and put the dinner on...
i wish i could stay at home every day.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Jesus Christ
that Stilgoe bloke's getting a lot of pictures today.

w/y

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)
# who?
when?
what?
why?
(1, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)
# your mother,
last night,
hard sex,
because i was drunk.

but i'm not going to tell you how
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# So...
Stilgoes buying his way onto the board via sexual favours?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Isn't that the way
he got onto Nationwide (with Frank Bough) and That's Life (with Enid Rancid)?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# seems to fit his resume.
blokes all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# someone animate him!
cycling on water!


woo btw! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Christ on a bike!
Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
#
anyone got any ideas where the whole "christ on a bike" thing started?

was it his interest in "Junior Kickstart" as documented in Matthew Chapter 3 Verse 2?
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# It was Moses that
had the Triumph, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# and also documented
in that HMHB song at the end of This Leaden Pall

edit - On returning from amazon, that'll be 'Footprints', which now I think a bit more was actually about his dad...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I prefer the idea of
Christ on a trike
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)
# How about
Christ on a dyke?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# even
better
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)
# the junior kickstart line
is a comedy masterstroke
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# it is
and I've now also got the REO speedwagon bit from the previous song stuck in my head. Well I know what I'll be listening to on the way home...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Juuuuuuuuuunior kickstaaaaart.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Matthew Chapter 3 Verse 2:
'and saying, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is near." '
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# ...Milton
Keynes, or so I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)
# if you're in Charring Cross
this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# get
off jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Wait a minute
I recognise that jesus!

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)