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[challenge entry] um

click for hugh janus....

From the What should be on the cover of The Face? challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I'm crying
as I bang my keyboard.
(vork and burlap, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# did i do a bad thing again?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# just so long
as Mike Hunt's not over the page...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# you have a lovely
arse
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# feck
the original strapline was "not really like..."
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# yeah
and some joker had to take it too far...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# it's my own stupid fault!
and if it wasn't for those pesky kids...etc
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# think of the grogans on that poor guy
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Grogans?
I know a family called the grogans, so I am a bit confuzzled.
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i always thought
grogan was a kiwi slang term for a shit
no offence to your mates :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# ooooh,
i see! Not my mates, can't stand the wankers... now I know why!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# its modern slang for horrible things
i added the a into faeces myself

GROGAN
"Grow Gan"

"2. An ejected clump of faeces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest."

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grogan
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# You could have used a better arse
ie mine

;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# have i seen your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Every time you look up at the night sky
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I thought that WAS
your arse, but of course there wasn't the arsefish poking out :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# My arse is more defined
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# and on that note
I think I shall sod off to bed. I think I've waited long enough for any thoughts of arsefish to be locked away :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# i shudder at the thought
night night witchyluv xx
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# night
night
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Haaaaaaaa!



Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# PS
That was an expression of silly laughter
rather than a couple of intakes of breath
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I've heard your
silly laughter.

Shocking.
(vork and burlap, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# is that why you
backed away?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Well,
have you seen me since?

I hope not.
(vork and burlap, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# you forget I have binoculars.
Right now, I may be sitting in a tall building opposite your' house, watching you, waiting.

(Of course, if there is no tall building opposute your' house, this post may be ignored)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# There actually is a
typical 'dirty old man' that lives opposite me.

He's called Tom.
(vork and burlap, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Aha!



...you've obviously never seen me with my Tom suit on....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# phew!
i thought you must have some form of life threatening throat infection.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Marvel
arse :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# you're not coming to bash?
bahhhhhhhhhh booooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Can't afford it luv :(
Car tax due next month unfawchnetly, and I've just realised that probably wipes me out for an xmas bash if there's one, unless the %deity% of jobs smiles down on me RSN!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# save it for xmas : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)