I toldmy brother if you take the cotton wool bit out of a vics inhaler and rubbed it under your eyes, you see in black and white.
He kicked my fucking head in after bawling his eyes out for two hours.
(He kicked my fucking head in after bawling his eyes out for two hours.
DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage,
Tue 21 Oct 2003, 20:56,
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i gotthe name from giving someone a cigarette dipped in poppers and then lighting it. They burst, really really burst and because I used to make poppers for pocket money at uni.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage,
Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:00,
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amyl nitrateor similar
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage,
Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:11,
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yeah - in my crueller days at high schoolwe nicked some magnesium strips and were looking for something to do with them. ended up emtying out a mates cigerette, and refilling it with the magnesium down the middle. needless to say when he smoked it it suddenly burst into an intense, blinding white flame that nearly removed his eyebrows and rendered him blind for several minutes.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 13:44,
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ahhhh...I did that as well...You should've sprinkled iron filings into it as well for good measure...
"ooooh...sparklies!"
("ooooh...sparklies!"
GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 20:26,
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DittoA mate was sponging too many fags from me at a party (we were only 15 and very skint). So I took the fuse from a party popper and inserted it into a cigarette. He thankfully had the ciggy away from his face when it went off. It was one of those many moments from your yoof that could've gone horribly wrong and you shudder when you think about them now.
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cupboardy,
Thu 23 Oct 2003, 17:34,
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I've done that with NaNO4 (sodium nitrate)A mate grabbed it (on the sly) from a full packet whilst I was driving. How he manageed to get the one marked ciggie from a nearly full packet I'll never know. But It filled the car with smoke and flying embers rapidly. Burnt the bejesus out of his t-shirt and fingers too.
Sereved him right, the theiving bastard.
(Sereved him right, the theiving bastard.
Vermin,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 9:32,
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some more chemistry-related mayhem...A good few years back, a mate and I managed to locate some magnesium tape from the chemistry lab at school and had been saving it for a rainy day. We had it in for one of my mates neighbours - something to do with them cutting down a tree we used to climb in and decided to take our revenge. We cut a tin can with a slot down the side so that it fit nicely around the hinge of the neighbours' gate. We then filled the can with a mixture of iron oxide (rust) and some aluminium powder (also from the chemistry lab), stuck the magnesium tape into it, lit it and ran. For the non-chemists out there, this causes what's called the Thermit reaction, which means basically that the aluminium grabs the oxide from the rust leaving pure, molten iron. Hurrah! We then waited for the neighbour to come home...only to find his gate welded shut at the hinge. Oh how we laughed. Looking back, this was pretty evil, I guess, but we was only young...Anyway, the neighbour had to park his car out front for two weeks till someone had come round to de-weld the hinge and somehow we never got found out... if you're out there Mr neighbour - serves you right for cutting down our tree!
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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:38,
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