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[challenge entry] Thought I might as well do one of these

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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)
# to be fair
when Monet was in doubt he went and painted some more bloody flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Actually
he went out and painted some more of the same bloody flowers.

Monet is crap in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# What about Manet...
...his evil twin?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Or Man B
the lesser known sibling
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I read that
as Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Is he
from Barthelona?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Wolverhampton
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# And
Van Gogh cut off his ear. Might not be relevant, but hey, I thought I'd throw it in!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)
# he didn't cut off his ear
he sliced a bit of one earlobe off or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Ooooh
Was he actually David Blaine?
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# While pissed
on Absinthe. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I reckon you should be an art critic
You could say things like "The artist has used the light in an interesting way, but ultimately it's a rather piss-poor effort."
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)
# hehehehehe
and the phrase 'can't draw worth a fuck' would be useful.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# "And here we see
yet another murky attempt at painting the same fucking water lillies again. Shit, shit, shit."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Are you
Brian Sewell in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# He only painted flowers
because he didn't have a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# or nudes....
If I were an artist I would surround myself in naked chicks all day.

EDIT: Whilst I wanked furiously behind my easel.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I'm doing
life drawing classes at the moment.
This week it was a middle aged hippy bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# eeeuuuuwwww
Can we see the fruits of your labour anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Nope
He threw all the tissues down the lav.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# You can
come round my house, they're too big to scan in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# OK
I'll pose for you if you like too.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)
# And then his eyesight started failing
but he still went on painting the same bloody flowers but even more blurry.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Crap really,
Picasso is the same, "I can't draw this face so I'll just pretend I was supposed to make it look like this".
If Picasso were alive today he would be using MSPaint.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Yep, not my fave either
so who do you rate in the world of Fine Art?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Hmmmmm,
I like Da Vinci, Botticelli, all that ROmantic stuff, I like Dali, I like Magritte...Warhol, Lichentenstein, Rolf Harris, you know, all the good ones.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Saw the Holbein exhib in the Hague
a few weeks ago (I love portraits) and always go to see the Rothkos if at Tate Modern. Loooove Patrick Caulfield tho not so keen on the rest of the pop artists and love a bit of PreRaph - they took themselves so seriously they're a giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I tend to like
Pop Art, and I'm kind of getting into the Low Brow (as its called ) art scene at the mo.
Have you seen www.markryden.com/
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Is he the guy making sculptures with
his own blood - or am I getting mixed up just coz it say's 'blood'?
I'd definitely have a few PopArt pictures if I had the wall-space and a few million to spare.
What do you consider Low Brow?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Puh!
I like Monet and especially enjoyed the recent Monet exhibition in Edinburgh, so poo to you! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Wow,
I have something in common with Picasso!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I think this is genius!
www.artinaclick.com/images/NYG/tn/tn_nygmt2002a_jpg_1_5571.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Larson
did that first you know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha
ahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I agree
about some of them, but Picasso really could draw. Some of his realist stuff is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Yes but
Monet was actually alergic to cats. All he had to do was think of a cat and he came out in a rash.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)