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# MY PALTRY OFFERING
Normally I'd take a shitload of piccies, however I only bothered with 5 this time

www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/HB1.jpg

to check each one, just change the URL by 1.....so change HB1 to HB2 etc. How patronising was that on a scale of 1-10 ?!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# 3.14
.
(Kieren, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# 159
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# 22/7
(estimate)
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# there is a better estimate
but i can go right and find it on a scrap of paper.

or go left and find beer.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# hehehe
I don't really care.

I'm an engineer, that's close enough ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# ahh, geeky joke coming up
We asked three undergraduates to define pi:

Mathematician: a constant directly relating the circumference of a circle to its radius

Physician: 3.141592 (to 6d.p.)

Engineer: about 3.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# hehehe
thought I'd probably use 3.1 or 3.14...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# physicist?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# go grab a dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# sorry
i'm going into medicine so automatically associate physician with that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# That's not that geeky!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# well fuck off then
i try. and fail, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# There's only 10 kinds of binary jokes..................
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# AND MOST OF THEM ARE FUCKING SHIT
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# FindRoot[2 x - 20]
/mathematica
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# i'm having to convert to maple
uni dictates so.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# we had mathematica
but I only used it for calculus classes. We used matlab for engineering stuff
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# I use my fingers
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# maples open source isn't it
and i've never heard of matlab
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# it's very expensive
We just had it (I think) because one of the professors wrote books about it

I think maple is open source
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# maple isn't open source
it's about £1200.

or £10 if you're a student.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# kind of like matlab then
it's $2000 or $90 if you're a student
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# oh well
shows how little i know... mathematica confuses me muchly i keep writng long things then discovering that theres a single function to do it all for me... story of my life(in programming terms) really
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# I'm considering
doing a bash-flash again, as there's some ace photos. I'm currently thinking "Don't stop me now" by Queen as the soundtrack. Does that sound good?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# go for it!
but add a fart and a chuckle at the end
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# or maybe
U2 - discotheque
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# yay
Queen.
I listened to their greatest hits on the way to the bash, so it would be perfect.
For me at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Yay, good song.
I put "Jerimiah Was a Bullfrog" by "Credence Clearwater Revival" up for nomination.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Anything by the Scatman please
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# died of cancer
you know :(
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Yes I did
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# maybe "Don't shop me now"
would be more appropriate...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Record it for me then :)
Actually, I think I'm going to do this now. Shouldn't take too long, expect to see it tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# you said that after the summer bash
:¬p
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# The photos were all crap though.
There's some good ones from this effort.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Oh yes
Great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# If you can find a 20-minute death metal version of it,
yes.
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# tonight
i'm gonna have myself
a real good time
i feel aliiiiiiiiiiive
and the world
turning inside out yeh
floating around
in exctacy
so...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# to be fair though they are 5 good photos
rather than 156 photos of blurred geeks in a dark room ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I especially like
the pic looking up that chap's nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Aye
that be Martian. He likes upskirt shots.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# huzzah!
have another of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# I want a furtive shirt now.
I thought they would be white, which I didn't want. But they weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# haha!
A picture of Penile without me molesting her! How rare........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Yes
I was informed about your behaviour........

tut tut.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Oh dear...........
I've heard some bad things, but I remember nothing..........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# i heard you abused jadeviper,
but i heard that i did too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I think Jadeviper
was particularly suprised by the swept-of-her-feet snog goodbye that you gave her...

apparently you tasted of fruit
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# So I hear..........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Luckily you passed out
when we got to smirnys.
Although unluckily (for everyone else) it was across most of the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I saw you towering above the crowd
but couldn't get to you........

You were around Berk.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# i started off cowering on the sofa
among berk, king ralph and sargant.
i then moved to the balcony where i talked to priestess and dropped the coconut, which resulted in it cracking.
then i fell asleep on jadeviper, next to the dj.
all with toilet trips and bar trips.
so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# sounds like
an active night then..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# hehe
deffo.

I think I saw Sargant, well, his face looked familiar but it was one of them, should I say summat scenarios.......
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# might have been lazygamer.
the first person i saw when i got there was sargant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Was he at the door
taking entrance money ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# should i not
have given him that tenner then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# *cries at sheer unhappiness of not having a t-shirt like that
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# dammit
i want that shirt
why would you only sell them at the bash?
i cant go over to england to get them!!
put them on the web!@
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Pep said,
they're going to sell some on the site.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Cor
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# does anywhere
do on-black/dark tshirt printing online, same way that cafepress does it?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# cafepress do dark shirts?
no clue either way - buy some paper and make your own :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# no they don't
that's what i mean..

paper doesn't work with dark background (unless i'm buying the wrong paper..)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# you are
that's what I used - if you're in the UK, and have a Partners stationery shop in town, go there - or indeed any reasonable quality shop with such supplies :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# nice one.
will have a gander.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# if anyone's interested
www.craftycomputerpaper.co.uk/paper%20for%20dark%20fabrics.htm
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Yay
I've added them to the collective.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# i thought
you had a pathetic grasp of english when i first saw that - my pal try offering.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# is that a
post-coital martian?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I don't think there's
anything 'post' about it.
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Nah
a pre Koital Martian.

*For the benefit of the crowd, please note that Martian approached and kissed me following this photo. Please note that it was NOT on the lips. *
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# so your saying
that you attract angry tramps?
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Always have
ever since the "Lost Bob" incident of 84.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# nyaaaaaaaaaargh
and there I am in pic one... blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Like a hairy love God
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# hee hee
I like this one
www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/HB4.jpg
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Definitely one for the laydeez
I was gonna get some photies of you 2. But chat became more pressing........
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# after looking at some of the bash pics
I have to say what a right bunch of freekz! I think I'd fit in ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)