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# evil pranks
when i was at uni...i got really fed up of the people i was in halls with..they all locked their food cupboards with tiny locks, so one night i went around with a fork and managed to swap all the locks around and inside all the cupboards i put bricks, fire extinguishers, anything i could lay my hands on....it was very funny to see their faces the next morning
(shehasredhair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Let the
Flaming begin

:D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Nah...
she has red hair.

I've got a soft spot for Ginger girls... and she's new.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# red headed women are fucking gorgeous
on the whole at least
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Oh SHIT YEAH they are!
100% OF FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I was watching Cracker at 3 o'clock this morning
and really wanted to shag Panhandle or whatever her name is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# penhaligan
Oh my, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# olive
from on the busses.


the prosecution rests its case
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Especially
red "down there".
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Now, now...
Stay fluffy...

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I shut my eyes and imagined that as a Monkeon style picture.
It was very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# don't open them
you'll be disapointed
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# fed up "with"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Yeah, that's like that time where you posted some irrelevant crap on a message board
and everyone was like, "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!" and you were like, yeah, and they were like "no!"...
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# For some reason
that made me chortle like a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# and don't listen to her anyway right
because right she got caught givin' Scott Marshall a blowie but I never said nothing right because yeah but no but because we all saw Samantha Wright and her sister buyin' dog food right and we all know what that was for but right but yeah but no but the thing is I never done it and don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Ha
it's so good.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# hmmm.
important and useful factoid missing from various nonsense above is that - whilst the 'prank' thread is ostensibly closed - if you're going to post to it then do so in the correct place (see the front page).

the response has been pretty mild, actually. count yourself lucky. must be the bulk-purchased Prozac we sent everyone on the board.
(rednc, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Sorry to have dissappointed you
with the board member's (I said member gak gak) replies, may I be of service to offset above comments with a...

BADGERWANKING GINGER TWUNTSPUNTYMINGEFLANGE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)