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[challenge entry] Put lead in your John Thomas today


First posting... all abuse gratefully received. Now amended for the sake of the prurient and those that say they are working!?

Old version is here

From the The Victorian Internet challenge. See all 320 entries (closed)

(whoop_john, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Lovely but NSFW
might be an idea to make it a link, people surf b3ta at work
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# But those are olden day norks
and therefore unpr0nical
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Ah righto
I'll make sure and point that out at my unfair dimissal tribunal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Come on
It's sepia - what could be safer than that?

Except maybe this:

www.prawnography.net/
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Oooh fair enough
*bookmarks for 'research'*
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# niceley prim and pron
I'm sure, but still "blocked" on my proxy.
dam it all to watermelon
(Dangermouse., Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# It's art love
So it's okay
(whoop_john, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
no abuse here mate.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# What about
self abuse?

*fap fap fap fap fap*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 14 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I'm a bit worried
mine never makes a fap, fap noise when I interfere with myself.
Should I seek help?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# it shouldnt make a sound
when you are "interfering" you should shout (is shou(d/t) with a d or t?):
FAP FAP FAP FAP
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DoeK, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I don't think mine does
but it somehow feels like it should.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I'm only as weird as you then.

which is scant comfort :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Is that NSFW?
...I can't decide....
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Haha
two topless ladies? I want to work where you work
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I work
in spearmint rhino - so, erm, no complaints
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# it's good
but maybe Not Safe For Ye Work?

I dunno, I've lost the plot these days.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# it's a bit
NSFW!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Superb!
I was only saying on Wednesday how there wasn't enough titties on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Gadzooks!
One can see those trollops' bare chest areas!

Oh my! I shall have to retire to the drawing room immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Whaddya mean?
I am at work
(whoop_john, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
The one on the right looks like that munter from Eastenders...oh wassername??
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Lou Beale?
(she's a beauty)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# You may work at Ann Summers
but we don't.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# oh...
Old pr()n...good joke though ;)
(southern-thing, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)