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#
huzzah!...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# i can see
how that image would move them to tears...
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# poor ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# hehehehe
are they mourning his failure to blow himself up?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# i know
i am...
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Oh
thank you very much...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# are you some kind of studmuffin in the middle east?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# No idea
but I'm willing to go and find out if anyone fancies paying my costs...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# find out what they have under their yishmaks.
Stockings and suspenders I bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# You are ever hopeful
aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# yes I am.
If you dont have a rich fantasy life, its only going to lead to misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# *kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# where'd'ya kiss him?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Wouldn't you like to know...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahahah
That must have been taken from 'EmmaCam'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Ewwww, ewwwww, no no no
oh, no offense, ljon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# *bursts into tears*
None taken.

Well, that's another potential b3ta lady crossed off the list...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# the list is long...
...but distinguished
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# And,
unfortunately, growing shorter...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Aww, it wasn't you as much as the
idea that photo had been taken from what sick_boy so charmingly called 'EmmaCam'.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Hee hee
He's a card, ain't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Well, that's one word
for it.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Whilst you're down there polishing my shoes,
valet...
(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Why, on his cheek
of course.

Edit/ just seen the picture above - my monitor is now liberally sprayed with coffee and I am cackling in a most unladylike manner!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# It remains
my favouritest b3ta creation...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# And why not.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Maybe!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Any news from your pie man yet?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Still waiting...
...though he is a busy banker type!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Coo-er a banker, eh?
That's a bit posh for you, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# He works in banking IT....
....so he ain't all that! When will you be around as I have already given up on him?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# erm, pretty fluid really
What's a good time for you?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# They're
just upset cos he forgot to autograph it...his crayon must have broken or something...or maybe his head dobber fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# He doesn't normally need a pen
he can just press his face against the paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Tichy Dribble
is the new...um...fluid?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# gah!
my eyes! that's given me a sudden headache!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
#
"We want you, we want you, we want you as a new recruit!!"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# i'm not sure why that made me laugh
but it did
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)