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# Kittens
Does anyone have a link the the animation Joel did? The poem about his kitten that knocked over his lager, and had to kill with a hammer.

It's not on his front page you see.


In response to the replies I got.

Yes I know how to use the Interweb, I appreciate that that what I'm asking could be done with a fair amount of drudging, and I wasn't asking someone else to do it for me. I asked politely if someone knew. I am not a site noob, I just don't post as regularly as some, so perhaps you don't know me.

I had Emailed Joel directly, afterall I used to like with the fellow (and Rob) some years ago, but as usual he's unresponsive.
(Pig, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# ok, lets start from basic
have you tried google yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# or Joel's site perhaps...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# whoa whoa whoa sweet child of mine!
dont go all advnaced just yet
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I love Peter Kaye
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# His new video
is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# I like the site too
Comedy minefield of MP3s and WAVs
The soundboard's good too.
212.67.201.96/audio.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Don't be silly...
...that requires doing something off one's own back. (oo-er).
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I think you'll find the Question was phrased
to indicate that a search of Joels site had already been made.

We all need to be nice to noobs, so we can get this Fucking filter off ASAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# It's not n00bs I object to...
...it's the "I can't be arsed" attitude that triggers an un-fluffy response. Whether it's not being arsed reading the FAQ or to search for ones self, it's annoying.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Yeah, be nice
you utter utter fucks!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# its never comming off
deal with it
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I don't give a shit about the filter to be honest
I'll just tell people to be nice anyway..
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# I do hope thats a lie.
watermelon
cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Yeah
We like nice moobs.

may have misread that
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I wonder how many links there'll be on the web for
Rathergood and kittens?
(Pig, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# so you know the name of the site then?
TJ
Anyone know a good web browser that isn't IE or Netscape?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# If you notice,
he says the links not on Joels frontpage.
You spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# My Wife
she spends AGES browsing in the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# ain't that
the truth
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# mozilla firebird
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# he knows the name of the site
but he doesn't know if its .com, .co.uk, .net ...
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Opera
or Firebird
Opera's a bit hungry on your RAM
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Hmmmmm
IE is going like a dog on my PC and i dislike netscape. Whch is nicest to use and can copy pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# i like opera the bestest
though you might want to check it with your bank if you do online banking as some don't support it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Probably Opera
You have to save the message rather than copy it as such with Firebird.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# except unless you pay for it
you get ads on Opera
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Mozilla.
Firebird also very good.
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# There aren't any
since I set fire to all of them

*muhahahahahahaha*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Why don't you find out...
...and stop wasting precious seconds you'll never get back?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# umm
2020
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I'll be nice - found it.
It's here
Someone has prolly already beaten me.
BTW, google search kittens site:rathergood.com
second result :)
edit: watermelon. It's the 4th result.
(SUPAMODEL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I really think...
...you should have just pointed him in the direction of the google instructions. It's kinder to make people learn in the long run.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# the matrix response
"I can show you the door but you must walk the path Neo".
Which is why I including how I did it, plus a link. I think (given the edit added now) that Pig deserved a link.
Remember: be fluffy.
(SUPAMODEL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Thank you very much
Your skills with Google far outpass my own. I'll have to rememer that site: trick.
(Pig, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# inverse googlefight - you wanna go for the smaller numbers
googlefight it
there are lots of good google tip sites out there, but I find just listening to enough chatter on slashdot tends to give you the greatest google hints.
BTW, where is the love? :)
(SUPAMODEL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Are you the guy
who would piss in bottles and then wave them in front of joel's face mouthing 'woo'?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I seem to remember that having bottles of piss on the doorstep
was everyday life.

Although Joel would tell you it was Mo that filled them.
(Pig, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# have you got
any housemate from hell stories about them then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Apart from bottles of piss
Joel did have the idea to make a short series for TV about what life was like for us at Uni in the early 90s.

So there is either too much for me to type, or I'd spoil his shows.
(Pig, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)