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# See


It's a very old tradition in England.

Actually this is probably what the pre-victorians did instead of B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# where is the love
juice
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# By that are you referring to
Smirnoff Ice ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# lemonade
mixed with piss

100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# it's true
the vics did remove it, I think it's been put back now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Woo Yay
and they animated him ala Townsend

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# and his nob
wasnt animated...?

/edit woo to both lovely big pics of well-endowed naked men on hills...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# htat would be funnier if
there wasn't already a huge nob on the chalk man
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# How do you know
That I havent just been to Dorset and covered it with grass ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# What, Dorset?
It's mostly covered with greenery as it is.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# good point
I'll reserve judgement until i travel to dorset myself and check out the huge nob
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Take care if you do
I went there last year and within 3 months my wife was pregnant.

I would of dismissed this as coincidence had my daughter not been born with a 12 foot long white cock made of chalk.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# the original isn't much different
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# That was sort of the point
But maybe it's just my sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Did I read somewhere
that originally he wasn't very well endowed and that the post-Victorian re-painting was rather generous to him as they mistook his belly button for the top of his penis..
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)