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# I'll remmeber them then
on a vaguely related note, I've tried to start readin Lord Of The Rings, but the prologue just bored me so much i gave up before starting properly
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# well done
throw it away now. It's pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# This message was brought to you by:
Fat Boab's guide to 20th Century Classics

next week he'll be reviewing the collected works of Steinbeck.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# And that's Blair's favourite
he probably enjoyed the prologue
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# mention the Lord Of The Rings once more and I'll more than likely kill you......
/HMHB
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# more cock, more cock
Michael Moorecock you fervently moan
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# is this a wok that you
shove down my throat or are you just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Stick with it.
Book one drags on and on and has far too many songs (skip the Tom Bombadil chapter-pointless) but it gets going for books 2 and 3. In fact, just watch the film for the first book and start at book two...
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# I want to read them all
so I can argue with my friend who things they're the best thing since sliced bread.
I get the feelin gthey're gona be kinda slow, and after reading His Dark Materials which went along at quite a fast pace, it seems really dull
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# It's a bit long winded...
...to cut a long story short Golum throws himself into the fire in the mountain at the end with the ring and destroys it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# bastard!
i've nearly finished the third book and now all suprise in its predictable plot has been destroyed!
(monofiopia, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# turns out Gandalf is a woman too
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# I just skipped to the end....
"Sauron did it."
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)