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# Out now. Only 12.99 from all Bad bookstores.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# That is the best kids book ever.
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Never heard of it myself
However i'd like to nominte The Hungry Catapiller
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# That's W.'s favourite
therefore it is disqualified by default
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# tis a good choice,
but "where the wild things are" and "in the night kitchen" are the way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I'll remmeber them then
on a vaguely related note, I've tried to start readin Lord Of The Rings, but the prologue just bored me so much i gave up before starting properly
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# well done
throw it away now. It's pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# This message was brought to you by:
Fat Boab's guide to 20th Century Classics

next week he'll be reviewing the collected works of Steinbeck.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# And that's Blair's favourite
he probably enjoyed the prologue
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# mention the Lord Of The Rings once more and I'll more than likely kill you......
/HMHB
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# more cock, more cock
Michael Moorecock you fervently moan
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# is this a wok that you
shove down my throat or are you just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Stick with it.
Book one drags on and on and has far too many songs (skip the Tom Bombadil chapter-pointless) but it gets going for books 2 and 3. In fact, just watch the film for the first book and start at book two...
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# I want to read them all
so I can argue with my friend who things they're the best thing since sliced bread.
I get the feelin gthey're gona be kinda slow, and after reading His Dark Materials which went along at quite a fast pace, it seems really dull
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# It's a bit long winded...
...to cut a long story short Golum throws himself into the fire in the mountain at the end with the ring and destroys it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# bastard!
i've nearly finished the third book and now all suprise in its predictable plot has been destroyed!
(monofiopia, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# turns out Gandalf is a woman too
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# I just skipped to the end....
"Sauron did it."
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# "A hole is to dig"
is pretty damn woo too ...

"A hill is to run down and shout 'boodleboodleboo'..."
(meejahor, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I'll see your hungry caterpiller
and raise you a Tiger Who Came to Tea
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Oooh.
Good call.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Not htis one then?
...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# .....
....
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# How
did the little boy get his trousers off without taking off his boots?
(SlinkySkunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# It's a skill...
...he shares with me
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Ah, You really are a sick cranberry.
Well done.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# That's so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# oh dear. Sorry to spoil that one for you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# zzzzzzing!
:S
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# one of the best childrens' books ever
brilliant and scary in equal measures.

Jacko on the other hand is just scary
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)