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# Kirsty - Inspired by the graf story thread
First ever post, so be nice.... But don't you just hate Kirsty?
click for pic (900K-ish)

mod edit: sorry, that's huge! save it as a jpeg and everything will be okay
(chunkmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hmm..
quite big
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# i think that
maybe a huge bitmap not such a good idea...
(monofiopia, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# and
I don't get it, other than that they have silly insults written on their chests?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# and
what's a stanist? is she anti-stan?
i don't know anyone named stan!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I only did Kirstys chest
writing.... Otherwise it's a genuine ad. Thus deserving of my/our venom...
(chunkmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# replace the word 'quite'
with 'horrendously', and the word 'big' with 'fucking enormous' and youre halfway there.
(crazymum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# oooh its a bit big
try saving your image as a jpg rather than a bmp!

edit/ in fact - its fucking massive! - it still hasnt opened yet:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Nearly a meg.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Why does B3ta attract the FAQ-blind in such large numbers?

Discuss.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# You Really Aren't
Feeling very Fluffy today are you ?

Does this really have to be taken so seriously ?

(Insert sense of proportion here)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# probably because
this image was bigger than the whole board:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I read the FAQ
but it converted it to BMP when I FTPed it? I'll sort it out tonight.
(chunkmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Hey
New person. Please read our FAQ.

thats effing huge...
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Dear Lady/Sir,
please refrain from using Bill's image format from hell as it results in feelings between unhappiness and sheer despair. Using the JPEG format, you could easily shrink the file size by 97%.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Gosh
898.28 KB (919842 bytes)
(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# i quite like kirsty.
i'd like to see her real home movies.

or star in one.

she has a delightful pair of breasts.

[edit] what's the graf story thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# She is GORGEOUS
"a grown-ups plaything"
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# i would
as long as she didn't talk
(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# yup
truly delightful. Just wish she'd stop talking shite and showing those awful "Ha someone fell and hurt themselves!" videos and...

Perhaps it's best not to complete the sentence on a public board.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)