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# BBC daytime TV is getting worse
Much worse

Woo, my first ever bush related pictograhiconiosonic.....thing
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Ooh. That reminds me.
Eggheads is on in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Is that any good?
Or is it like a lot of daytime shows where they're so complicated the host (that Ross chap, usually) has to keep explaining things, or so slow becasue there's very little content.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# It's not exactly quick-fire
but the questions are quite hard. Unfortunately it's presented by that Murnahan prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Oh, Dermot.
I like Dermot. Er... nothing to see here. Move along.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# He's a tool.
I hate him and that stupid tart on the BBC Breakfast news. Bring back Sophie and that other bloke whose name escapes me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# What about that Julie Etchingham. one?
Fwoar! Defected to Sky News, I think.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Joanna Gosling makes me weak at the knees.
Not sexy as such but she's so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Karen Bowerman for me
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Jeremy Bowen
www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/biographies/biogs/news/jeremybowen.shtml

the lounge lizard of breakfast tv
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm imagining him in a white suit a la Leisure Suit Larry
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# That's the fella.
He's sleazy in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Phwoor
despite the 'tashe, there is something definitely a bit 'I would'-ish about Jeremy Bowen.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
#


I know
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# And the way he used to flirt with
Sophie on Breakfast was very alluring indeed. Just what you need first thing in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Sophie Rayworth
and Jeremy Bowen were great. But I do like the welsh one Sian and Bill whats-his-face
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# dammit
I usually watch that, it's actually one of the few daytime shows I'll watch without cringing at the poor lighting quality and over-complex set arrangements and camera angles.

But today I'm stuck here pretending to write a stupid report =/
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# its funny..
because its true
(Shifty Bloke, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# ooh
leamington spa
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Those guys from trading up
are unbelievably crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# but leamington r00lz
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I've never been
unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Leamington is really rather lovely.
A much maligned place due to it's proximity to Coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# but not as unbelievably gay as those two
from that Million Pound Property Experiment that my wife forced me to endure last night.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Scottish poofters
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# I nearly destroyed my telly after they'd
polluted it. They were crying and everything last night.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# They're so camp,
I expected them to be more Irish.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Yet I found myself being more disturbed
by how hideously ugly they both are.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# ditto
what a pair of big girls blouses those two are...jezuz
(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Has anyone seen this years Children In Need line up? WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# As opposed to the previous years' winning line-ups?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# I agree....
...but this year they have plummeted to new depths.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Oh Christ on a bike... NOOOOO!
I'm going out tomorrow night then.

linky to Friday's schedule
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I made it to 7.00pm
saw the name "Busted" and closed the fucking window.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# If you'd
stayed on a little longer, you'd have got to "Phil "cunt" Collins"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# oh jesus



I feel myself falling off the wagon already
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# It's the biggest shower of...
...cranberry I have ever some accorss on one program:

The cast of EastEnders, Holby City, Casualty and Merseybeat come together in a special superdrama, plus there's music from Phil Collins and Will Young. Interactive.

The stars of Coronation Street celebrate 25 years of Grease on the cobbles of Weatherfield. Plus, live performances from Enrique and Peter Gabriel. Interactive.

Cleaning ladies Kim and Aggie reveal their weapons of mass disinfectant, there's music from Big Brovaz, and Donny Osmond reveals some musical surprises. Interactive.

Could it get any worse?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# It seems that it could:
The fun continues with music from Sting, Atomic Kitten and Kool and The Gang, plus Ainsley Harriott and Antony Worrall Thompson recreate a classic Morecambe and Wise sketch. Interactive.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# "Donny Osmond reveals some musical surprises"
what the watermelon??
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# It's...Will Young...
...Interactive that disturbs me!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I thought that'd be
right up your street
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# ;o)
I though that was our little secret?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# good
god, the depravity
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Well, maybe
I'll look between 8 and 8:30... Rachel Stevens...

Mmmmm... yum.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# I'm going to see The Coral at Brixton.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Thanks
I was searching for that for WD-39
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# oh god
there's sop much of that the mrs is going to want to watch!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# time to get the portable out in the spare bedroom
(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Newsreaders in the nude
or something like that.

imagine Moira Stewart...bleargh
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# I know
someone else who would too.

Mind you some of the strumpets from Meridian I could.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Trevor McDonald?
(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Hung like a horse
I believe
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Let me guess:
Eastenders actors in Elvis outfits?

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# and now...
the news in briefs...
(is thinking, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Worse...
..Cliff Richard
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*deep breath*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# However bad it Children in Need is,
it's not as bad as Comic Relief.
I fucking hate people being funny.
There should be laws against cruising pubs dressed in drag, collecting coppers in a bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I've got to work
And every twunt in the office wants to:
dress up,
have a raffle,
do "Whacky" things (wear socks on their hands !)

And I'm the weird one because I don't give a Fat Rats Arse.

(I'd have the night off and go to the pub but it'll be the same there)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)