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# My fears got no nose
(smoglane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# how does it...
oh never mind
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# you
beat me to posting that by seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# lumber
we need lumber!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# big apologetic T.J. but
I need to get a cheque to a company today but snail mail will not be quick enough so, can I scan a cheque and e-mail it to them d'ya think?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Send them a telegram.
TO COMPANY STOP £15 STOP SIGNED STOP
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# theoretically
you can. you can write cheques on ANYTHING and they can be cashed. theoretically. so they could print it at their end and it would be fine. I'd try ringing them and explaining though.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# yeah I know that you can write cheques on owt
mate of mine years ago payed a poaching fine written on a salmon, they didn't see the funny side though
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# they should have turned it over
badum tish
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I never could tell either.
Which side of the salmon was the serious side I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# the inside
is quite austere
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# No
coz they will need to bank the cheque, you can't bank fake cheques
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# but a cheque is
just a piece of paper so what's the diff if it's me printing it rather than the bank
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# it needs
a real signature, otherwise people could just photocopy them and pay them in twice...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# write it on a homing pigeon and
get it to fly to them

(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# mate of mine's dad
once carved one onto a breeze block. didn't go down too well but still.
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)