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# The easiest way to tell whales apart at sea is by the shape of the spout.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I'm a little teapot short and stout...
here's my handle and here's my...

Oh, wait! I'm a sugar bowl...

W/Y/H BTW
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hehehe
there's a challenge idea for tomorrow - typos in schoolbooks
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# i had to assemble a "womb" for GCSE biology.
involved a picture of a foetus, a plastic wallet cut to shape, sewn together with the foetus inside, and a small stretch of wool coming out as an umbilical cord.
it left me permanently scarred.


just thought i'd share that.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I read that as "womble".
It's a much better picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# we got to dissect
sheeps eyes. after five went missing, the blackboard was never the same again
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hm, i didn't dissect eyes myself
but the demonstration really freaked me out. biology distubed me in general, be it the dissection or the alcoholic teacher that put on classical music during tests and stank of russian spirits.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# we got to cut open a cows heart as well.
we had to supply our own cows hearts.
the local butcher caught on and put prices on them, the git.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# ooh
ghosts!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I just started life drawing.
I finally got up the courage to look at his bits so I could draw them, and he was facing me straight on, and they twitched.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# he likes you...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
#
*screams*


*runs for hills*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Get orf my land.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# in middle school
they tried to get us to eat sheeps eyes... some form of cultural exchange thing, even though we had no arabic-types in the area at the time, and I believe we still don't
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# think sheeps eyes
think kfc popcorn chicken covered in marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# no
because I can eat marmite and kfc popcorn chicken...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# not together
the ingredients mix and give off noxious gas
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# hmmmm
next time I work in an office I don't like...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# we disect
pig fetuses
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# this little piggy
has no eyelids

this little piggy
has no organs

and this little piggy
shrivelled up and looked like some jerky
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# i remember having to do that.
arg.
it was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I want to see the 5kb challenge where all entries are less than 5kb
though it'd be a bit like the reductionist on.. just not as good.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# bleep.
sharks are better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# handlebar taches ROCK
100% of FACT.


(tj: anyone heard of an 80's proto-techno/goth band called "declaration"? they're on this radio station now and they're rather woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# sharks are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Baleentastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# may I TJ to say;
SQUIRREL!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Is that just an enormous picture of a squirrel?
It's very cool, if it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# yes, i spent today chasing
squirrels in boscombe, they were all lovely
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# did you catch any?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# crunchy were they?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# yes, and i have tied them together,
and made them sing along to my stereo
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# more of the little feckers
www.pbase.com/thoots/squirrels
(oops. see earlier post about copy and paste)
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# duly saved
to "source" folder, for future abuse
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
me too.
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