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[challenge entry] Big Tobacco would undoubtedly have capitalised...

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(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Yay
isn't there some myth about lucky strike cigarettes having a spliff in every 10000 packets?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# buy 30,000 packets
and find out.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Hmmmm
have you taken into account all of the variables in your equation?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Maybe they give you a free Spliff
once you get lung cancer...
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# apparently so
during vietnam war.

imagine that. stoned, in a jungle with the possibility of being shot.

FFFFFFFFEAR!
(is thinking, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Don't forget the acid scene
in Apocalypse Now...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# which one?

they were all off their proerbials during the entire filming!
(is thinking, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)
# VC, VC,
Charlie in the trees.

Dawn, down, down...

*Ka-Boom!*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# too late.
it's been done in real life.
www.rizla-suzuki.co.uk/
(el pedro, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# woo!
they'd be driving around the track at 20mph
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# stoned f1
superb... the pitstops would be special.
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# hehehe
"hang on a mo, the kettle's just boiled"
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Fill 'er up, change the tires,
and can I have a Mars Bar and a sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# last time i was in a car with someone stoned driving
roundabouts were optional.

never again.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# i always think im in a speedboat
when i drive stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Looking for the 24 hour garage
...!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# TJ: to get you all in the christmas mood
elvispelvis.com/fullerup.htm
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# "festiveness"
is one week before and one week after christmas. no more.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Sssshhhh!
I'm a miserable bastard and I was nuturing a pygmy kitten of christmas in my soul, don't kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Unless...
free drink is involved.

Then i will kiss any fcuker as long as they wax their top lip.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:59, archived)