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[challenge entry] Pimp Chimp

Big! Woo!

I have a gut feeling this has been done before


edit/ just reallised, this is my 2000th post! woo to me! woo woo! yeah! woo! yeah!

From the Gangsta's in da hood challenge. See all 316 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)
# What software did you use
when you made that?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)
# PS 7.0...
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Awwww...
I was hoping you did your Pimp Chimp in the Gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hehe
damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)
# isn't it strange how they don't have hair
where we do?

except on the head, of course
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I thought about that a bit once...
...can't remember what answer I came up with though...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)
# maybe when we split
it was how we decided to divvy up the hair genes and there just happened to be two for having hair on your head
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)
# At 40 years of age
Dave the chimp was struck with a receeding skin line...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Oh GOD look at me!
I have an AFRO!

I'll need a baldie wig now! Everone will notice!

Argh! There's going to be hell toupeé
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
and again! :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)
# He's not really bald....
..he shaves!

NO!!! Omigoodness! What if his wife ever found out!


erm...nah....

/leaves pun and walks away....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)
# that last line is possibly the
best worst pun I've ever heard

hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)
# maybe that we
are the anti-monkey?!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Perhaps,
but I still need to scratch me arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)
# you have
a hairy belly button?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)
# You mean
you don't?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)
# not hair
occasionally a piece of blue fluff
why is it always blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I tend
to have red, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Small bird skull
and a stale crisp.


Damn cats....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)
# This requires a lengthy discussion
What colour is everyone's belly button fluff. Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)
# does it depend on your underwear maybe?
I think belly-button fluff must be another male phenomenon
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)
# My underwear doesn't go up to my belly button.
Should it!?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)
# erm
I dont' know

ask another guy?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)
# You expect me to approach another guy
and ask them how high up their underwear is? :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)
# i dunno
I don't really expect you to do anything. It was just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)
# as high
as you want it....
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)
# baby!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)
# I believe
it's related to your shirt colour. I tend to wear red shirts quite a lot, hence red belly button fluff.

Occasionally I'll go through a grey shirt period, and I do actually get grey fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)
# that makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)
# ah, right
maybe if you leave your fluff in there for a week or two, it turns blue
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)
# the bacteria that live in one's bellybutton
produce a bleach like by product, it turns everything bluish grey*

*100% something i heard once
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Just checked
Mine was blue.

Currently wearing a blue t-shirt though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)
# mine is ALWAYS blue-grey.
my underwear is black, my shirts vary.
my girlfriend reaches into my belly button once a day and yanks the lintball out and says "ABORT!" just a little too loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Mine's blue-grey too
but my shirts are rarely that colour.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:25, archived)
# not me...
guys do, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# errr
no

navels maybe, not belly buttons
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)
# hmm
dunno
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)
# www.bellybuttons.com
is up for grabs
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Maybe someone should tell this bloke
members.aol.com/Navelspot/
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hmmm
you found that a bit quick. Bookmarked? ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I remember someone mentioning it before
and it just struck me as being a really strange concept, which then went and hid in a small corner of my mind, only to surface during this thread.

Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)
# hehehehe
:)

I might buy some webspace soon...I keep saying that
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I just store stuff...
so £20 a year for 330meg on MSN suits me fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)
# I want php and mysql too
possibly asp, though I've not learned that yet
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)
# uh-hosting.co.uk is apparently good
Though you have to choose between php and asp.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:28, archived)
# being us based
it seems a little silly to by space on uk servers...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:33, archived)
# My host,
www.allabouthosting.co.uk use servers in a Noo Yoik datacenter (sic).
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:35, archived)
# *ahem*
www.eukhost.com
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:32, archived)
# i reconise that medalion!
YOU BLAGGED IT!

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I've got a glitterball medallion
for tomorrow night
umm...
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)
# he looks very pleased with himself.
and with that i'm off to go make sure the gallery didn't muck up the installation of my sculpture.
'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# nice work!
I've had an allergy to chimps in human clothes since elementary school though. yeuch!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)