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# Fire
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:23, archived)
# well
It's a fuckin big one if it is
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:25, archived)
# there's no smoke without salmon
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:33, archived)
# or trout
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# trout are immensly powerful
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# only on their home planet of
Tangar-cosine-bebule 12.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# And carry
underwater weapons
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:55, archived)
# The salmon
of knowledge?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# where are you
what direction is the smoke from you, let's see if we can get something on a traffic cam
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Old Street station
looking down towards bank, it's a bit to the East.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Photo on the traffic cam
in Shoreditch is from an hour ago ;(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:40, archived)
# check it.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:52, archived)
# good old fashioned
smog?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:59, archived)
# it's otherwise
a lovely day
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 12:01, archived)
# there's
no smoke without it
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:26, archived)
#
/marketing
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Liquid Nitrogen might have to disagree with you there
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# not really smoke is it.
it's more like vapor.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:30, archived)
# isn't that a bit like
saying "boiling water might have to disagree with you there"
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:31, archived)
# pauline quirk!
might have to disagree with you there.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:33, archived)
# There's no smoke
without Pauline Quirk?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:33, archived)
# That'll be
her legs rubbing together.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:34, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# i would




if you drugged me first
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Rhohypnol anybody?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)
# chortle
and furthermore.. guffaw!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
#
*thinks of setting Quirk ablaze*

Yay!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Don't do that,
think of all the tallow that would go to waste.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmm,
unexplained bacon!

/Homer vs the house
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Bend her over a litter bin.
Set fire to her head,
Take her roughly from behind,
When finished,
Beat out the flames,
With a Shovel.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Aww,
that's almost poetic.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Any suggestions
On how to make it MORE Poetic
gratefully received.
If you can get it to rhyme that would be superb.
And don't just suggest
Iambic Pentameter.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Gary Moore
might have to disagree with you there.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Ray Charles, Princess Diana, Gary Coleman
might have to disagree with you there.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Colonel Sanders, Tina Turner, Isla St Clair
might have to disagree with you there.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Linda Fiorentino
might have to disagree with you there
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# A large Aubergine
may have to disagree with you there
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# We didn't start the fire
It was always burning,
Since the world's been turning.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# no we didnt light it
but we tried to fight it/
JFK blown away what more do I have to say...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:30, archived)