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# In case you haven't been following the story
Dave is very drunk at a party and the barmaid from his local boozer (who he fancies) has taken him out into the garden for some fresh air...

(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Oh no!
Poor Dave will never get his leg over now! And woo to your ace cartoon skills.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Can't read it...
you got a click for bigger?

edit: cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles cattermoles monorail monorail monorail monorail monorail monorail monorail monorail monorail

edit edit: yay for greatness!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)
# What's that
all about?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Profile
Profile
Profile
Profile

get it by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Yeah I kinda got that bit
but where does monorail come from?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Errr....
Simpsons.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:45, archived)
# The monorail!!!
The monorail!!!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Indeed.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:49, archived)
# its a bit small
can you make a biggererer?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)
#
It surely is great, but it's so small I can't read it.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)
# woo to dave.
and look he rolls on the floor laughing in the second to last pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I fancy the barmaid too....
but I think my screen resolution means I can't read the teeny text......
(speckled light malt vinegar, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)
# i have spazzy eyes
and can't read it. is there a bigger one?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:32, archived)
# There ain't a bigger one yet
I thought you'd all say it was too big so I made it smaller!
Hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:33, archived)
# we're all fussy bastards
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:34, archived)
# yup.
true.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:35, archived)
# You
are jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:35, archived)
# is the barmaid
alisa chan?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Cor.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I never tire of hearing that...
Bigger, longer, uncunt...




(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:38, archived)
# in the bit where he is sick
what is he rolling on the floor laughing?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)
# To ROFL
OR NOT TO ROLF? that is the a question
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:43, archived)
# its
the laugh track playing in the background
(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:46, archived)
# I still can't read that-
wish I could tho.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:43, archived)
# You ever
tried primary school?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:44, archived)
# yes, but the
little ones are too soft. I like crunchy centers.

anyway, it has nothing to do with my ability to read, but rather the extreme distortion through crappy compression.
for instance, the little box at the start says

"paye pints himself
as big boob oyster ochsen
at house panties"

I'm sure it's not supposed to though.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Damn you!
I can't read anything else but those words in the first box now! Spoils the atmosphere of the piece completely!

ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)
# heh heh...
here's more:

sitting somerstead
he meld NAVEL
worm rally gun gitting

"trip to RUSSIA!
I might as nel
dad at bone!"

"I'm quite
EBAYTIME
it actually"
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Hehe
I'm enjoying this!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:01, archived)
# ok, I'll do the very last box for you:
Davros HICKORY PLANKS
dancin at adjust point
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)
# You'll just have to buy it when it's finished then won't you...
click to buy issue 2
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:45, archived)
# which i have just ordered.
a very simple transaction, i must say, almost painless.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Why
thankyou sir
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:57, archived)