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# Turkeys, naive to the end ...


part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4
part 5
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:11, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Hooray
Can we see him being plucked then cooked?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:13, archived)
# oooooo
farmer's giving me a jacuzzi!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:14, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
that is all.
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Farmer says I don't really need my legs now that I'm cooked
So he's letting his family eat me, what fun! I wonder what my journey through to the toilet will be like. I love Xmas etc...
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
*snort choke cough gasp*
hahahahahahahaha
hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:13, archived)
# mmmm... turkey...
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Fandabbydozy
Quite a splendid series. Muchly enjoyed, she's not deed now though is she..!!
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Save Turkey!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Byeeee turkey!
Bless him..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Yay!
ivor the engine is back... he's like the modern day Leonardo, but with buckets more hummus. (gushing tribute)

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)
# woo!
***threadjack***

anyone have a linky for a zero-write file shredder (W2K or bootable if poss). I need to sterilise some machines before I recycle them for poor 3rd world disabled kids. Or the Accounts office. Always get those two mixed up. Ta.
(dognutz, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Dip 'em in Dettol.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)
#
www.ontrack.co.uk/dataeraser/
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)
# bah
i clicked that
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:19, archived)
# thanks
that looks ideal but I forgot to stipulate "free" :(
(dognutz, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
you don't have to pay for software!
download the trial, then go to astalavista.box.sk
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Try
www.nobodywillfindmypornandbombrecipesanymore.com

or just buy a mac you pauper
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:20, archived)
# damn
rumbled
(dognutz, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:24, archived)
# try your disk vendor
e,g, Hitachi Global Storage (HGST) do the Drive Fitness Test that can do a full read/write test and wipe disks totally. DFT might work for you, but may complain if you don't have a Hitachi or IBM drive...
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Get a bootable Linux CD
boot it, then do

dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda

Takes some time, overwrites the whole disk with zeroes.
Warning - don't try this at home if you don't want to erase your hard drive!
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 12:43, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Ha!
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
you're a monster! but also great :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Nooooooooo!
He was rescued... wasn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:22, archived)
# i love these :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:27, archived)
# abattoir world
isn't that great.
infact it's just offal.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# *groan*
buckets of woo, yay and houpla to the series though!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 15:10, archived)
# sob and weep!!!!!!!
...don't go champ, don't go...
(finnbird, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 12:00, archived)
# :'(
Poor Turkey :(

Bless..
(I helped save b3ta! Arnon Has anyone lurked more than me?, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 12:04, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 12:26, archived)
# that's
not thats.

woo fcking yay! better trilogy than LoTR
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 17 Dec 2003, 14:55, archived)
# especially
as this has 6 parts
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)
# so does
lord of the rings

technically
(baz, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 19:15, archived)