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# I said 'mission to MARS'.....


Watermelon Babies!

(Ozimandius, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Badum
tish

Course, it's not so funny if you're a badger or a civet cat in China...
and I really like civets as well, they're mad
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# I like the way that only one person close to the animal is wearing protective gear

a little naive from the others i feel if they really are spreading sars
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# That's not fair.
Civets are cool, and they make great coffee

More

BTW...

And woo to pic too. I'd always wondered where The Fear's home planet was...



(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:06, archived)
# pssssssssst, you need to drop the <br />f from that link
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Oops!
/reddens
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:15, archived)
# book depository syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# now that's either the sars virus
or a mast cell



either way the pun is groan worthy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:37, archived)
# a splice the main brace to the mast
avast ye landlubbers cell?*

*Causes YARRS
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:39, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:43, archived)
# tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:44, archived)
# thas a bit girly innit?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# oooh, you embarrass me, sir!

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# and now you're a character from a jane austin novel?
how strange
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)
# isnt jane austin a wrestler?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:49, archived)
# that would be stone cold
bob monkhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
hell, immediately

*ahem*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# he was just tryign to be a lady,
and do ladies things.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:49, archived)
# like fancy kilroy
and get excited by plates!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# possibly.
if you're that kind of woman, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# no, I'm a lady
here are my ladies things
I AM A LADY...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Thankfully..
...the filename explained that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Soapdistant - or whatever your name was
Welcome to b3ta!
It's best to hang around for a while and get to know how things work or the natives will get a bit antsy.
As a rule it's best not to start new threads without a picture you've made as there are a limited amount of threads. People work very hard on making their pictures and it's annoying if your work gets pushed off the board with someone saying "hello!"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# i concur and add that you may wish to read
jelly.b3ta.com/features/faq/
www.4rthur.com/dict.php
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# and this
The Bible *

* Then disregard most of what it has to say

Welcome SoapDistant...you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)
# and well done for...
1) not "going troll" and being nasty when people took offence
2) deleting your threads once you realised the error of your ways.

Your next step? Graft a kitten's head onto a chicken and post it here!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:49, archived)
# aha!
hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# What a nice fluffy helpful response!
Woo to you madam.

And indeed, welcome SoapDistant. Don't be scared, just shop a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:47, archived)
# also
you may wish to cover yourself in jam before posting, i find it a lot more fun that way!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)
# careful
you'll have DB in a feeding frenzy...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# thats my (late) christmas present to her
the thought of me covered in jam while i type, hmmm
*pictures DB chundering at the thought*
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# *runs to toilet*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# come back i have more jam!
and a rotting badgers foot too!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:00, archived)
# oooooh, you smoothy...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Hurrah for fluffiness!
And good morning all!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:49, archived)
# Then again, some of us
like myself, do very little work towards their pictures put crank outloads of them anyway.
Moral of this story is, i'm a lazy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# ssshhhh
don't tell everyone, that was my plan as well...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:51, archived)
# How fluffy?
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:51, archived)
# 5.6

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# 5.1
Higher if the one on the left was wearing mittens.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:53, archived)
# much higher
if they were kittens
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:54, archived)
# you mean
if it was wearing kittens?

*gulp*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# they'd be fluffier
at the bottom of the canal
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# that wasn't very nice

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# nor are
dogs
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:41, archived)
# i assume
they're ready-cooked and wrapped in marzipan?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)