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# It'll be Bonsai trees next

(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# pffft
groan
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# death
to hedges

woo
(malcolm lennon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Arf!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# that's woo
I love all the little touches. YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Superb
Just superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)
# what's superb?
am I missing something here? My brain hurts...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Everyone loves
little touches
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)
# I knew it wasn't going to be too long
before some filthy minded individual picked up on that...although I was anticipating that it would be Sick boy... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Filthy? Me? Never!
I was thinking in a cutesy Forever Friends kind of way. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# indeed
little touches
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# I
used to work with someone called ken wheeler.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:28, archived)
# i just farted
tee hee hee
(Corn Dog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# as ever
the devil is in the detail.
who told you about my family? bah!

pstt. you missed a 'c' out of bicycle in "top topiary stories"
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# oh b***s
there that's fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# huzzah!
Amusing, and replies promptly to customer enquries!
Ever thought about a job in a call centre?
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# I own a large company
that runs a call centre and have lived a charmed life on the proceeds ever since.

/lies
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha
as usual the sidebar has me in stitches - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)
# bush
heheheheheheheh

bush

heheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)
# poor civet.....
'The civet not only is fond of fruit, but has had a love-hate relationship with growers of a particular coffee bean in Viet Nam. Civets love this bean, and search out the tastiest examples with their long, foxlike nose. The hardiest beans survive the digestive process of the civet, and are prized in caphe cut chon, or fox-dung coffee (Vietnamese call the civet "fox.")'

'The civet is also the source of a highly-valued musk, used as a stablizing agent in perfumes. Although civets were at one time killed for their musk, they more recently have been "recycled" for this purpose. Also called "civet," excretions are scraped from the civet's perianeal glands, a painful process. Both male and female cats produce these strong-smelling excretions. At least one civet cat farmer in Ethiopia raises civets for their musk, although this practice is dying out as perfumers move toward using synthetic fixatives.'

poor thing

(Brad Dice, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I love Civets
and their lust for rank odours. Boo hiss the Chinese government
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# I've read aboot that coffee
didn't realise it was these little buggers though.
Everydays a schoolday on b3ta.
edit:hmm compo?
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:22, archived)
# pffft. you said 'enormous bush'...
That is very silly and made me giggle loads. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# threadjack:
whats the key command where you can use the number pad to come up with strange mathematical symbols and the like?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# i usually find
'CHANGE YOU BASTARD' with repetitive bashment of said keys, does nowt to help.

edit: naughty naughty threadjacker, be ready for abuse
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:23, archived)
# thankyou. very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# alt
and normally a three digit code. don't have a list, but its more fun to guess, init?
(Brad Dice, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# yeah, i like the randoms.
█‼ !åô5╬╔
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:25, archived)
# §b+¦Ü26B
[+¢NÖµ_±_AòÕõf+

well that was pretty spectacular, wasn't it?
(Brad Dice, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)
# alt + 666 gives you:
Ü
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)