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# Inspired by my journey home from work

It took an hour to drive a mile and a half
Ack!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 19:57, archived)
# if you live a mile and a half from work
surely you should just walk there?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# For Boston!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Paddle twaddle! Giant sea monster eats you up!

And I was always told to eat my greens
Not the other way round!
40% President
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:00, archived)
# well...
live over 2 miles away, but the traffic was jammed for 1 1/2 miles of the journey... (there is more than me in the car)
/edit & it's very cod & very dark & the roads are very busy.... (sniffle)
(Monskervator the Monsk, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# it's very cod ?
sounds fishy
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Over 2 miles
you say. Blimey how would you cope without the car..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Im still at work and thursday night is pub night. i need a pint.
(Pauld, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# seconded. this really fucking sucks.

(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Gonna get me the 8:22 train. ill be in the pub for 9. Bonus
(Pauld, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:01, archived)
# in this weather?
you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)
# I Can dream
(Pauld, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# it's ok, I'm just jealous
working from home all night. Just had me dinner. Now back to work. Have a pint for me
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Will do, ill have a few for ya. just because i can :o)
Right im offski maloffski. Take care monkeys
(Pauld, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# poor you
every night is pub night!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Na im irish so i try and keep it thursday-sunday
otherwise i feel like an alchy
(Pauld, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# well there is
No shame in that.
at least you have a couple of nights off each week
(Monskervator the Monsk, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Im doing an Eastenders. Started just one night a week
then 2 etc. soon ill be doing every night
(Pauld, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# I'm still at work
for another 3 hours, and I keep getting interrupted by thieving little bastards stealing my Cadburys Creme Eggs.
(ScaryMary, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:01, archived)
# i work
from home :)
(meek, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# yeah
sorry 'bout that
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# my advice
Get yourself a pirate hat.

whenever i am stuck in boston (US) traffic i throw on my pirate hat and look at all the other drivers as i pass. the key is to keep a straight face the whole time.

makes commuting much more surreal and enjoyable.
(yakmonkey, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# that confession
completely fails to surprise me
(rednc, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:26, archived)
# I think
eyepatch and a hook-hand to brandish would complete the effect.

(yay)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 20:36, archived)