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[challenge entry] Perhaps too simple?

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(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:22, archived)
# Sophie Dahl:
for people who like women with curves.
Kate Moss:
for people who like women with corners.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:25, archived)
# corners
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(Indole Ring, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:26, archived)
# kate moss.
mmmm.
bones.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
# she is
walking stock.

just add boiling!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:28, archived)
# yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:34, archived)
# She'd be an easy pickup
Can't weigh more than 20 pounds.
(Indole Ring, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:40, archived)
# fwap fwap fwap fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)
# I know it's awfully clichéd,
but I'd still choose Kate Moss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
# to do what exactly?
fight against a pokémon?
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
# To fight Sky Mangel from Neighbours
to see who triumphs and wins my love.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:28, archived)
# sky mangel
would win easily.
you can actually see that moss has no muscle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# Does she look like her mother?
Kerry
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# I'd want Sky to win anyway. She is luvverly.

You know, in my whole lonely existence, not once have I had a conversation about 'sexy birds' and the like. I never thought b3ta would be the place for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:31, archived)
# i never talk about anything in real life.
i am mute.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:33, archived)
# this is a lie

i remember a 4am phone call where you repeated the word "gay" several times at me
(vork and burlap, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:40, archived)
# she is gorgeous isn't she.
i love a girl with inverted breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:28, archived)
# You use her as a stylish bowl for food at parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)
# i hear she was
Giacometti's muse...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:31, archived)
# I'd understand that
if I had any culture whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:35, archived)
# Christina Ricci
for everyone.
Just give her a few months either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:28, archived)
# aah, Ricci.
that's what I'm talkin about.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)
# Seconded.
Or thirded.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)
# she's lovely
but she'll always be Wednesday to me
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# I'll have her Thursday to Tuesday then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:32, archived)
# whoo!
Craptastik!
(Werdmaster, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:26, archived)
# Hehee ^^
I like it, then again thats what most of the models look like without the vast amounts of make-up they plaster on :P
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
# Wha?
Sophie Dahl anyday. With Kate Id always feel guilty scoffing chips.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:28, archived)
# I'll have a Dahl too...
... and a chicken bhuna to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# she's a looker!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:32, archived)