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[challenge entry] I really need a drink

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(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 2:58, archived)
# hehe
i like that


the picture's good too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:00, archived)
# i recognise those characters form somewhere
where be they from?
(Corn Dog, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:01, archived)
# If Mister Men made vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:02, archived)
# okay
was/is that a tv show or what?
(Corn Dog, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:03, archived)
# They're old kids books
I got the pics from www.penguinputnam.com/static/packages/us/yreaders/mrmen/books.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:03, archived)
# thanks
;)
(Corn Dog, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:04, archived)
# mr noisy still has the best shoes ever
beetle crushing brogue rugedness
('tin'tintin, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:07, archived)
# The Mr Men
are a series of books written by Roger Hargreaves.

They were made into a TV series and later, the series was also expanded to included the Little Misses as well.

They were redrawn by a new artist in the ninties at somepoint and were wasted in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:05, archived)
# they weren't all wasted
that was just Mr E
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:09, archived)
# I remember him
b3ta.com/board/1754721
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:10, archived)
# That looks alot like jesus
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:12, archived)
# Yes
I get that a lot from unimaginative people.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:17, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeee

i like that
(vork and burlap, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:14, archived)
# hahahaha, lovely I hadn't seen that
but I was conceiving it internally :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:15, archived)
# yay!
though, 'smirnoff ice' is horrible stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:02, archived)
# agreed

leaves a weird feeling in my mouth

like i've been drinking liquid sellotape
(vork and burlap, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:03, archived)
# All alcopop things
are disgusting vile beasts.

Adding Smirnoff Ice to half a pint of lager, a shot of vodka and a shot of blue Bols does make for a fast acting cocktail though. It tastes mildly of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:05, archived)
# Shot-Gunning Smirny Black
Or any alcho-pop, gets you drunk soo quickly.

Shotgun: Get a straw and put it in the bottle, leaving the small end outside, and bend it around the neck. Then put the neck of the bottle in your mouth, so that the end of the small-end of the straw is outside your mouth. This allows air to get into the bottle and therefore stopping a vacume forming. You can do the whole bottle in about 5 seconeds, and I have seem someone do it in 2. It does take a couple of goes not to make a mess though, and it makes your eyes water. but blimmy, it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:11, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
vodka!

damn you, I've an hour before finishing work and going to the pub...

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:12, archived)