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[challenge entry] First ever post - be gentle!
Probably funnier in my head.... Anyway, first go for the comp.


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(zarf, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 9:53, archived)
# threadjack: greebo's daily news update
Ain't kids TV great!
The Lies, The Scandal, The Parrot!
Yay! Day of school!... but i have to do WHAT?!?!?!
providing hummus since 2002

and where are my manners...
Dont forget to read the FAQ...
Welcome, we can smell your spicy brains are glad you joined us
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I got my new screwfix catalogue last night.
I almost wet myself. Might as well repost this, even though that cunt Slim did it first:

(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# put it in the compo if you havent already!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# the screwfix catalogue
is the DIY lovers porn mag.

*wanders down garden to be 'alone' in the shed*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:05, archived)
# its crazy
first off all they invent nails, then they invent no more nails? its just madness
(Leroy_slade, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Huzzah! for joke poking fun at our lord the saviour
Hello there!
pull up a kitten and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# i don't understand it AT ALL
but i'm laughing.. how odd ^^

welcome, you'll never escape us now. you're here to stay and you can say goodbye to that promotion, because this'll be the last time you and productivity can be said in the same sentance.
(Sylkis Green, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Oooh! Oooh! Ancient pearoast
My first ever b3ta images:




(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:00, archived)
# "See Brian?
It's not so bad once you're up!"
(Sylkis Green, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:01, archived)
# "I'm Brian.....
and so's my wife."
(Doctor Evil, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:02, archived)
# it aint loading
(Pauld, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:01, archived)
# stop this nonsense!
morning all
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:05, archived)
# arf zarf
jack ma bad thread...

where do i go for kazzaa lite now it's been shut down? could a caring bitch supply a link as google keeps pointing me in the wrong direction....

or saying that what other ad/spy free p2p are there?
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Welcome!
You'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:12, archived)
# Cool pic,
but you'd be better off saving and posting it as a jpeg.
:)

Sorry for the heartless threadjackers not even acknowledging your efforts.
Edit: Ooops, just spotted that you did Greebo. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 10:22, archived)
# Cheers
Yup - spotted everyone else uses jpegs, but ran out of time to redo.

Ta for the support!

Zarf
(zarf, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 21:46, archived)