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# Hoorah
for gags that no-one who lives outside London will get, conjoined with jokes that no-one who hasn't seen b3ta in the past few days will get.
*checks grammar*
Yes, that's right. Sheesh.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# I live in Newcastle
and even i know who this man is. Fucking cnut.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# Ah,
he's a bit fucked up, poor fella.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Why does he always stand outside Topman?
Is it the gateway to Hell or something? Oh wait... that's Sunnydale.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# He's paid to stand there by
New Look.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)
# C'mon.
Are you a sinner... or a winner? Just think about it. Sinner or winner? Why be a SINNER when you can be a WINNER? Sinner or winner? Sinner? Winner?




Arsebadger.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Because...
Golf Sale Man's got the corner opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Well, it seems to me
that Terry is known by people further afield than just London, and also, many people who pick up ITV throughout Britain are likely to have seen the ads, if I'm nost mistaken!
(bitdifferent, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Oh,
has he been on telly? Anyway, I wasn't complaining, I said hooray.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# I'm guessing the ads are
for the magazine...
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Oh, right, gah.
I'll just shut up and stop digging shall I?
(tomsk, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)
# pah, walking home through bournemouth today
i turned down at least two religions

you're not so special!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# "Sorry, I'm Jewish" is amazingly effective as a deterrent.
To bible-bashers, that is.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# when one guy tried to make me a buddhist,
i replied, unwittingly, "oh yeh, that's one of my favourites!"
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# and to anyone selling foreskin accessories.
whatever they may be.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# In Edinburgh...
the "Gouranga Grannies" as I call them... strange bunch of Hari Krishnas who keep saying "Gouranga" all the time.

I worked out the best way of avoiding them is to say "Gouranga" at them, and then of course they have to stop saying what they had just started to say in order to say "Gouranga" back again, during which time you can run away.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)
# The best way to avoid
Gouranga Grannies is to bomb edinburgh till your 100% sure youve got them all. And then move to Glasgow. In fact, no. Somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# I'd be too tempted to just keep saying
"Gouranga" over and over while they're trying to talk.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# I've thought of that too
it could be very entertaining... but I'm not quite brave enough to try!

I bet my brother would though... unfortunately he doesn't live in Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# I had an encounter with them...
in Glasgow, just outside the Buchanan Galleries. They tried to force me to say Gouranga, but I resisted! They made my friend buy them some milk in Sainsbury's, he was scared of them, so he did...
(bitdifferent, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# A friend of mine
who had just been at the bakers, turned around and shouted, "I'M EATING A CAKE!" in his best Harry Enfield style voice.

It was funny at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:40, archived)
# a friend of mine came back from London
over a year ago
and still talks about that man
(KnitWit, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)