apart from the
'i'm brian blessed' bit by some bit-part actor called God
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:45,
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naaah
the writing's piss poor, there are holes in the plot the size of the grand canyon, and the ending.....
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:46,
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are you sure?
bollocks, there i was getting fact and fiction mixed up again
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:54,
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but at least they don't
winge about not getting royalties every time some one uses a line from it in another work - unlike the rolling stones.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:59,
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Interesting prose fact:
The reason the bible repeats itself so much is that hardly anyone could read during it's ascendancy. Therefore it had to be repetetive when it was read out in public, so it would stick in peoples minds.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:48,
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not so good if you're looking for some kind
of guidance/elightenment/anything to cheer you up,
and you come across things like "man shall not stick cock up another man"
or "a woman is a man's best friend".
or something.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:47,
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and you come across things like "man shall not stick cock up another man"
or "a woman is a man's best friend".
or something.
Depends what version you read.
Your mistake there though is looking for guidance in it. I'd no more look for guidance there then I would in Harry Potter. It's only a book, it's you who makes your life what it is.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:49,
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the basic principles
are a good guide for life
shame the establishment are such cocks
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:52,
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shame the establishment are such cocks
i'd like to love my neighbour...
she's hot, i went to school with her...
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:58,
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it's hard to agree with the bit
about coveting your neighbour's ox though.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:57,
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for nowadays substitute ox for car
you may want one but you go and get your own unless you are from pikeyville in which case you twock it
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:00,
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ah SSG got me confused
with him being welsh I expected 'covets thy neighbours sheep'
/ducks
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:03,
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/ducks
i don't want a car.
it would be no use to me, i can't drive.
i do want an ox though.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:02,
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i do want an ox though.
i know an ox would be useful
but i was using a car as a modern equivelant
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:05,
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this is scaring me now
i sound like a raving religious nut
which i am not,i've only been in a church about 10 times in my life
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:08,
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which i am not,i've only been in a church about 10 times in my life
never by choice
the last time was 14 years ago for my sisters wedding
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:13,
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i know that now, don't i.
the version, by the way, was New International.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:53,
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i can't believe you're
discussing which version of the bible is better.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:56,
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nor are you a teenage girl (to the best of my knowledge)
I just find the existence of that thing incredibly funny
edit: also the third review from the bottom
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:02,
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edit: also the third review from the bottom