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# My hamster loves pirates


well there seemed to be a lot of hamster around today so i thought my hamster should join in
(his name is mozzarella)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:42, archived)
# i recognise
that wig...


mmmmmm...Jhonny depp...*drools* oh sorry. heh
wyh and all that
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:43, archived)
# *drool cleanup aisle seven*
/intercom
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# you might need it here too
johnny depp makes straight men gay... it's a clever trick involoving his Paul Daniels: Mind Magic ©
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# so it would be some kind of
mind jizz? the sexual version of mind piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Paul Daniels: Mind Magic ©
NOW with FREE phile of MIIIIIIIND JIIIIIZZZZZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:49, archived)
# *drools*
depp... jizzz... *foams at mouth and elsewhere*
(pinky shminky, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:50, archived)
# mmmmm
tastey tastey Johnny Depp
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:48, archived)
# I know
I would
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:50, archived)
# twice in each ear!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:50, archived)
# does your piratey hamster
a-lika the rum?
(I helped save b3ta! Kali, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:44, archived)
# only if
its carrot flavour :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# he has a cute nose.
is he big?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# he's tiny
i just measured him, he's 3 inches nose to little wee tail
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# i jus showed him the picture
and his response was to try eating my buttons

best criticism EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:54, archived)
# yay!
on every level
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Yarrr!
Avast Y'eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Yay for pirate animals!
He'd better watch out for Longtom Ginger though

(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Fri 6 Feb 2004, 17:47, archived)