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[challenge entry] Wouldn't be
much worse either.

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(Dr_Seuss, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)
# I fucking
hate Eastenders

It's fucking awful dross of the worst kind.

For fucks sake Dot! THE PLACE IS FUCKING DAMNED TAKE THE HINT AND MOVE OUT OF THE SQUARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)
# What about Match of the Day?
That's the most useless piece of shit I've ever heard of

edit: I hope you're all looking forward to the new series of Footballers' Wives. I know I am.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:29, archived)
# heretic
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Footballers wives
at least does not pretend to be serious drama.

It's effectively porn without the closeup penetration in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Is
that not a bit like a cheese and pickle sandwich without the cheese and pickle and most of the bread?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:48, archived)
# my friend's sister
plays Chardonnay
/crap claim to fame
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Really?
Marvellous! Although apparently she dies....
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:49, archived)
# She won't tell us the plot,
unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:53, archived)
#
www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds13347.html
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:04, archived)
# d'you know I'd have to agree with you there
100%
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Hmm
I hate football, footballers and their wives and am neither a girly or bumgay.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# good for you
I hate it, with a passion. But then almost everything on TV is dire, especially Hollyoaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Yes
Hollyoaks is shite isn't it? Lets put a dozen blonde girls in the same town and hope people watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)
# no no!
it's all the same blonde girl 'playing' the different 'characters'!! To cut down on production costs they just have one generic blonde girl, dress her differently and give each 'character' a recognisable characteristic like a limp or an annoying accent to help the illusion of more than one 'actress.'

It’s the same thing they do the Atomic Kitten... and the Sugar babes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:45, archived)
# You like it?
You like it?!?!?

Please don't tell me it's because it is soooo real. Fucking hell it's like the worst most contrived shite I have ever seen and yet it wins awards!!!!!!!! FUCKING AWARDS!
WHO THE FUCK DECIDES THIS SHITE?
Jesus in the great list of people I would like to give a thorough cock punching to it's the people who write, produce and 'act' in that piece of shite.

Jesus sweet fucking christ I hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Nope not because its real
I can't tell you why I like it, I just do. Much like cheese, some people like it, some don't.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Cheese
I can rationalise.

This programme I cannot.

Maybe it's because I have deep seated emotional problems.

Or maybe it's because I'm a Londonnnaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)
# that was a party political broadcast from
The Green Party. And now, Eastenders....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)
# I like watching it
becasue it's a bit of harmless fun
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)
# hahahahah
ahahahahahahahhaha!


You're winding me up now aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:43, archived)
# nope
If there's nothing else on I'll watch it and enjoy it. Some people take things like this too seriously, it's just a TV programme!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:45, archived)
# yes
but it is the appaling sense that somehow I, or anyone is meant to relate to it.

Especially when they pop up the helpline numbers after a 'poignant' episode involving rape/murder/homosexuality.

I seeth with rage over the way it effectively smothers peoples abilities to react and stunts the effect of real life to many people, making really tragic events merely a conversational piece or worse, entertainment.

Fuck me.

This is getting deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:51, archived)
# so you think it's a bad thing that
Childline reported a 50% rise in reports of child abuse after a story on that subject?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Well
a 50% rise in calls is one thing but that is just a stat. How many of those calls were genuine?

How many of those calls would simply have been generated from a standard ad?

Call me cynical.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:16, archived)
# well,
a bit like MOTD then...
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:10, archived)