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(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:11, archived)
# oh my god!
the penguin's gonna drown!

that's very adorable, woo.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:12, archived)
# i'm more worried
about the poor baby seal.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:14, archived)
# lets go clubbing!
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(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:17, archived)
# i won a goldfish in a bag once
it was a week after i had bought seamonkeys.

when we got home my father put the goldfish in with the seamonkeys.

the goldfish ate every last seamonkey.
one by one.
and then it died.

edit: sorry, it is woo indeed. i just got a little lost in traumatic childhood revery
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:14, archived)
# woohoo!
go nature! break a child's heart!

nature vs. children 1:0
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:15, archived)
# I AM GOD
OF THE SEA PEOPLE!

/south park
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:16, archived)
# I used to have 2 goldfish called Stan and Hilda
After Stan passed away, Hilda died of a broken heart, despite our best efforts to revive her with a drop of whisky.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:16, archived)
# my father had a turtle
he loved it so much he hugged it to death.

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:17, archived)
# i had a crab in my fishtank once
and it ate the fish

and then i had a fish that ate the other fish.

and then something ate it.

the only other fish i had at that stage was an "algae eater" with a wee mouth and it wasn't physically capable of eating other fish.

and then it got ate

either i had an invisible fish that ate fish or the fish had found an escape tunnel
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:19, archived)
# or you were'nt feeding them
and they ate themselves.

or in my case, my first goldfish became bloated and exploded in his tank.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:20, archived)
# or your dad is a prat
and likes a good fry-up now and then when you're not home.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:20, archived)
# mind you
my cat did eat my pet lizards, but the only time I saw a cat actually managing to get into the fish tank, it was rather shocked to discover it was full of water
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:23, archived)
# dad.
not cat.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:26, archived)
# dad, cat
what's the difference?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:29, archived)
# hmmm...
I have to go lie down and think about that.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:29, archived)
# cat
or chips?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:34, archived)
# excuse me.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:32, archived)
# my brother had a guppy
guppys are crap fish

they get eaten by other fish, and even snails

(imagine a half eaten guppy held to the side of the tank by rabid snails)

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:21, archived)
# for prolonged fish life
my advice is not to feed them on an exclusive diet of chocolate swiss roll.

Size, yes.
Longevity, no.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:35, archived)