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Is this glasscock?

Not for the faint hearted (might not be SFW either). Is it real??

the pic

the story.

Edit: Woo to the sketch below

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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)

.................................

*washes eyes with sodium chloride*

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

What;s wrong with salt?

(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:27, archived)

thats what i said, isnt it?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)

lol, yeah

I was just interested why you didn't just say salt rather than risk emmbarasment of getting it wrong.

(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)

how could i get a random chemical wrong?

its like saying I got hydrogen peroxide wrong

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)

well

saying you washed your eyes out with Hydrogen Chloride would be wrong, because its a gas.

(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)

i didnt say hydrogen chloride

anyway how do you wash with salt?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)

make it aquous.

but you can also disolve hydrogen chloride into water making hydrochloric acid.

but it doesn't matter, its worth washing your eyes out with anything for that!

(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)

what about hydrogen peroxide though?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)

hydrogen peroxide is a liquid at 298K

But due to it's nature it decomposes readily in open air into its componant parts.

Sorry I'm getting all chemical on your ass by I took chemistry and I have to write about 'Rates of reaction in halogenoalkanes' - damn boring.

(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)

how uninteresting

I hate chemistry

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)

me too

(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)

IF you actually read the story

it isn't as bad as it first seems.

I thought it was his cock

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Sammo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)

*almost clicked*

see, i do learn!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

I on the other hand

do not learn and bloody clicked!!!!!!!!!

(DMQOB, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

To be fair

I've seen worse, it's not that bad.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)

READ THE STORY

before/if clicking on the pic link.

It's not safe for work, home or mental health.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

Gah

will I ever learn not to click!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

what does glasscock mean?

newb

(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)

some thing to do with golf

and a tiger i think

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)

it means that it has been seen before

comes from a picture of a golf player (female) kissing a glass trophy which she is holding in a position that makes it look like a glass cock

see the dictionary on 4rthur www.4rthur.com

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)

glasscock

is a reference to a pic that showed a female golfer kissing a trophy that resembled a glass cock. Shit loads of people reposted it thinking it was new, whereas in reality it was old and no longer funny. Anything that has already been posted is known as "glasscock" after this one pic.

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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)

Thanks

appreciated!

(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)

Glasscock is

something unoriginal that's all ready been seen by everyone see
glassco.cx/

(gamera, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)

Blimey!

It's amazing what they can do these days - that picture is ruff tho.

(tom_artosorse, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)

Woah.

That's well grim, but cool: they managed to save his hand. Int science brilliant?

(tomsk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)