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# More crap from my journal:
March 6 2004

I was stumbling through Wood Green, trying to pretend I was somewhere more pleasant, like Baghdad. A pretty, bespectacled young lady approached me.

'I can't help but notice that you are smoking Marlboro Lights,' she giggled.

'So?' I replied.

'I am also smoking Marlboro Lights,' she said. 'Don't you think that's unusual?'

'Not really,' I said (honestly)

'You have very soulful eyes,' she said, peering closer. I could feel her fragrant breath upon my face.

'I'm wearing contact lenses. I have almost no soul.'

'I find you very attractive', she continued. 'Can I make love to you?'

'Ok. I suppose so,' I said.

We returned to my hovel and had perfunctory sex. She gasped in pleasure and writhed at my every indifferent touch. Afterwards, she said the experience had been the highlight of her life.

I suppose some men are just gifted.

(and here is a picture:




(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# SHE'S ONLY GOT THREEE FINGERS!!!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# And with that
Its good night from me.


(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# argh
FREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

evening sir
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# and evening to your good self as
erm.. well... not sure that makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# no i'm good and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)
# tired
but still functioning which is rare for me on a monday evening
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# butt in on this conversation?
don't mind if i doooo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)
# and an exceptionaly
large, square ear!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# hey you!
where've you been hiding? or have i just been away from the screen too long?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)
# oh bless you.
shall we have a whip'round for a whore?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# I think b3ta has just become an involuntary blog adopter.
(Pengin, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# you had sex with a drawing?
a bit like an x-rated 'Take on me video'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# you should go out walking more often
if this is the sort of thing that happens!
(Leah, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Hello snarf
It is fiction and perhaps fact. You are a good person.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# ta!

(Leah, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)
# I think next time
we're going to need proof. bonified.


like a picture with you and said strumpet.

*prepares to fwap furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)
# haha
I like the story and the picture. I hope that's what you wanted...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)