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# Another in my series of depressing birthday cards.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Happy 90th Birthday
Not long now...
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Well I like it.
Cheer up though eh?

*offers a hob-nob*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# I AM NOT UNHAPPY.
I AM OK. I am struggling with the same issues as everyone else: age, relationships, understanding life, envy, hatred, being skint, and leaving the house. LEAVE ME ALONE!
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
That's super!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# I like Michael Winner.
I wish I had a series of dinners in expensive restaurants with my young, busty companions.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# You forgot Pubic Lice
Or is that just me?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# see comment below re stress.
I have hardly any sensation in my fingers and toes, as a direct physiological symptom of stress.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# I ike hob-nobs


*steals rest of packet*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Naughty person.
*calls hob-nob police*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# you'll never find me


*hides in empty hob-nob box*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# *follows trail of hob-nob crumbs*
"Would you mind accompanying me to the station?"
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# aahhhhhh bugger
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Not that depressing
They'll cry for a bit, then forget why they're upset
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
ahahahahahaaaahahahaa!

*sniff*
(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# they wont mind
at that age they probably wouldn't be able to
a) read the text
b) see the picture
c) open the envelope
d) hold their wee in 'till they get to the loo.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# and on a similarly cheery note...
I'm now signed off work for the rest of the week with severe stress and exhaustion.

I'd woo if I had the energy.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# aw crumbs. Get well soon sir
come down The Waverley on Thursday for a stiff drink. That'll cure you. I'll be singing. That'll make you worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# The Dedication
On this special day we wish you well
Be blessed with love and health
My goodness what's that funny smell
Oh fuck you've pissed yourself

Wishing you a happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# hehehe
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)