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# Rod Stewart is so small, he can actually perch himself between girlfriend Penny Lancaster's mammoth fake tits.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# he's done
well for himself there
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Stealthy perching...
nasty tits
(Small Green Hamster, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# i still would.
fake or not.

and if you'd be a poof if you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# NORKS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# odd
where's quo
they should be in the background somewhere
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Bandwagons
are for men with small souls.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)
# and everyone
knows what they say about men with small souls

eh?
EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# the have small
gloves
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Right!
*does touchy nose pointing thing at Market Man*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# yay
that's how i met my first serious girlfriend
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Is this
how flirting works?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# dunno
with my robot brain
ive never understood love

"I understand why humans cry - but it is something i could never do"
(Market Man, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# .

related repost
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Suicide forks?
:/
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)
# either they're fifes or they're KNORKS
KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS KNORKS
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Still look dangerously impractical, to me.
Unlike norks, obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# But think of the Darth Maul
style light-saber battles you could have.

In miniature, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# You'd have someone's eye out, doing that!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:19, archived)
# In what way is it related
?
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# knorks
duh!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# nnnnnnng!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# knorks!!
love it!
(bullitt, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# that am specwooular!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# BLimey,
the newsreader from GMTV looks good with her nork out, don't she.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# And she has Gabby Logan's face.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)