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# repost from last night
what you can brighten your morning with



(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:05, archived)
# Oh
my
(Amer3tan, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:06, archived)
# Cor!
looks a bit like carrie fisher in her return of the jedi days.

[edit]i would, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)
# it has a pulse

of course you would thor
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:08, archived)
# are you saying you wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:09, archived)
# i never said i wouldn't
i was merely stating your wish to "do" every being that gets shopped, fancy doing me........

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# no
you are ginger and have a goatse goaty beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)
# you weren't so fussy the other night
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# yes
but i was drunk and you'd spiked my drink with date rape drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# you weren't drunk
and i ran out of rohipnol months ago
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# well that's my story
and i'm sticking to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# ;¬P
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Did we work out last night who she is
i remember carrie fisher and posh being tossed about

excuse the punnage
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:08, archived)
# it's a young
princess leia

chilling her vadge on the verdant grasslands of Alderaan, the rolling hills wet with dew...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:09, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
moist is she?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# i think i've just cum.
thinking about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:12, archived)
# yum
yum
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:08, archived)
# what can it all mean?
what is your new campaign, agitprop boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:09, archived)
# 'twill be a-political
and wonderful beyond words
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)
# "Evolution, eh?
"First you're a single cell amoeba. Then suddenly, you're a frog, a monkey ... an out-of-work actress."

So ... just me then.

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)
# Fwap Fwap Fwap!

(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Photoshopped dream porn™

that's the future of wanking, right there. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:12, archived)
# all we need now
is a selection of hats to wank into.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# The future of wanking
is hats, me boy, and don't you forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:47, archived)
# crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 9:50, archived)