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It could be worse

I don't remember Bod.
That makes me young.

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)

I pity young people today.

When I get nostalgic, I can look back on Transformers, MASK and Zoids.
All you'll have is Pokemon and Bey-Blade.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)

transformers and mask

were absolutly fantastic... 100% of the cream of fact

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

I'm not THAT young!

I remember the appearance of Power Rangers, Take That and East 17 (my early years of primary school). None of which I liked. Oh, and sega megadrives! Oh yeah!

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)

how old are you?

if you dont mind me asking

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

Seventeen and Seven months.

Which worries me slightly after reading the Olsen posts further down. (Sept 11th (1986) for any B'day presents).

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)

ok,

it's just i'm 24 and remember all of the above

but my mum is a child minder so i had to endure kids t.v. for years after it was healthy for me to do so.

*notes date in diary* where's the piss up to be held?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)

One of three destinations my friend...

1. My house
2. Local pub
3. Italy

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)

hhhmmmmmmmm

italy, how much is that in a taxi back?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

Well we don't know whether to fly or drive.

My car would be free. But painful if you're over about 5'7. It's an old mini.

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

ouch

i'm six foot, count me out.

probably fly, mush easier

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

Sitting in the front isn't too bad.

But then you'd have to be next to me so you'd probably prefer to fly!

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)

i'll fly

even if its at your house, probably safer than me driving

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

I'm six foot one inch.

And i sat in the back of a mini once. Not fun i can tell you. I thought i would end up with a spinal injury.

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)

Getting out is the worst bit!

Head out, shoulders out... uh oh....

*tumble rest of body out on the pavement*

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)

I'm not pissed honestly officer!

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

I'm only...

... falling out of my undersized car!

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

september the 11th?

bet that was a happy birthday....

i have a mate who shares that B'day

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)

It was.

My teacher told me off for having a party in the classroom! We had to stop. We didnt know why until he turned on the TV. I was bought a remote controlled plane too. Oh the memories.

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

It'll be worse for people born on September 11th 2001.

I doubt they'll do much celebrating when they are a lot older, especially if they are american.

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

I bet they'll be given crappy names by their parents

like "Freedom" or "Liberty".

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

better than "mercedees"

or "britney"

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

Or 'Plane Crash' .

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)

Pffft.

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)

Even worse...

... Osama.

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)

I once knew a person

who was called Ivor Goodbody.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

i met somebody called Ginger Wildheart

his choice, he changed it to that via depol

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

I had a friend called

Grainger Walton Roberts (GWR),
which was ironic as he was an avid trainspotter.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

The Wildhearts are a cool group :)

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)

I have friends called...

Anette Kirton (A net curtain) and
Jenny Taylor (Genitalia)

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

I know (of)

a girl called jenny taylor.... who basically stole my exes ex boyfriend

that dont make any sense do it?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)

*gasps*

my cousin!!!
does she live in derby?

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

nope

wycombe.. probably not the same one

tis a very unfortunate name tho...

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)

How I yearn for my Megadrive.

I part exchanged it for a Playstation many years ago. Wish I had kept it now.
I crave decent 2D platformer action NOW.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)

*offers mine*

sonic original and two only though. the others got lost in the great move of '01.

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)

Ah, lovely Sonic.

How I loved him so.
Now he's just a Nintendo whore.

*spit*

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

Don't forget...

Miles Prower aka Tails. (I never understood his 'surname')

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)

Thanks for that.

Can I give you Knuckles in return?

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

Knuckles was rubbish.

Bah humbug. Trying to introduce new characters never works. See Simpsons episode with Poochie for example.

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CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)

Knuckles made no sense.

He was supposed to be rock hard.
But he was pink...

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)

he always looked red to me.

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

One second...

*removes rose-tinted glasses*

Ye Gods! You are correct.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

I've still got a Mega Drive and and most of the Sonic Games.

Think i'll be selling it soon though, as i have too many other consoles.

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

I had one

and a Super Nintendo aswell :P
Well, my brothers had it and they beat me in Street Fighter all the time...
bloody E-Honda...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

What a marvellous game.

I don't know why, but every time I think of those old characters, particularly Eddie Honda and Blanka, I get all tingley.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

Ah the good old days..

I saw the film not long after and I ended up thinking you could turn a man green by forcing him to watch horror films.....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

How sad

that that should be Raul Julia's last performance.
He was the only good thing about it.

"You came here expecting to find a madman,
but instead you find...A GOD!"

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

Was he

That Captain er.....thingie person?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)

He played M bison.

Who's Captain thingie, and what are his special powers? ;)

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)

Heh..

Well, he was a general, wasn't he?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)

heh

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jsut peopel, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

I remember watching the Star Trek cartoon when it came out.

Mid Seventies i think! Oh yeah, and i used to watch Battle of the Planets a lot :) I watched Bod sometimes although i can't remember why.

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

Transsssssssmute!

Class

(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)

Funny thing about Battle of the Planets.

Even in 1978 when i first saw it, i knew Zoltar the alien bad guy was gay! He had an incredibly camp voice and used to have hissy fits, plus he used to wear WAY too much make up :P

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)

ah princess ...

starring role in some of my earliest *fwaps*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

Wasn't that stupid robot supposed to be gay as well?

First anime i ever watched. Great memories :)I remember liking the look of the Princess to, even though i was 8 at the time.

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)

*sigh*

anyone remember Captain Planet? I used to think it was real until I was 6..

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

Captain Planet

He's a hero
Gonna take pollution
down to zero.

What a pile of preachy poop that was.
What were those silly rings the kids had?

(the funky gibbon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)

Um....

Earth, fire, wind, water and love for that child who had the monkey....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

I don't think i've ever heard of Captain Planet.

Sounds crap.

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)

Yup,

it really was..

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)

I have no idea who Bod is

which implies youngnessness

tho i do remember body blows hence oldnessness

does that make me middle aged?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)

Mabye...

Olung or yould.....
or middle aged, whichever you prefer :P
Good Morrow, douth the morning see you well?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)

yould

'Ning

yeah, only working today then taking the rest of the week off, huzzah!

hows abooot yoos?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)

Yowzers!

What luck we have, for I am also off this week :D
That means I should be spending the day looking after my dog but I'll probably just stay here...
hope she doesn't die......

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)

woohoo!

im sure she wont...

any big plans? yesterday i copied 80gb of films off my mate and im going to get very stoned at watch them... all.

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)

heehee good plan

Nope, nothing special
May be going to an U18 rugger match on Sat, but then again, mabye not
My friends all buggered off today to see Shaun of the Dead and abandoned me, the gits...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

I thought Shaun of the Dead was a joke.

Then people here started talking about going to the cinemas and seeing it, and i realised then that the film actually existed.

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

some of mine did

but hopefully still enough left who havent so i dont have to go on my own, which would be very sad indeed.....

ooh its lunchtime, back on in a bit

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)

That reminds me i'm hungry, very!

Back soon to :)

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)

I'll probably

have to wait yonks for the video :(

Enjoy yer food!
edit: and probably fags :P

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)

nope

all out, and funnily enough they dont tend to sell them in hospitals!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

Yes, good point :S
Enjoy your hospital food?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

eating a not especially nice

bacon sandwich at the moment... its bad even for staff

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

Mmmmm, lovely..

I've never had a bacon sandwich before :(
Shows how much I've lived....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

vegetarian? jewish?

jewish vegetarian?

usually i would recommned it, but this one....

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)

Nope, neither

I just never had one...
Probably my dogs fault for looking so cute when I'm about to eat my dinner so I end up giving half of it to her...
Hairy basturd....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)

gah!

there is a man drilling something into the ceiling in the office... i hate the sound of drills

and he is disturbing my ermmmm, i want to say work, but that doesnt sound right

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)

Heehee

enjoying your ermmmmmmm before the Satanic Driller arrived?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)

fecking hell!

its a CCTV camera he is installing... and its right above my desk!!! do you think they are onto me????

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)

Lets see...

Has the box containing a ringing phone arrived yet?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)

it hasnt.... yet

this is a worrying development, i hope my boss isnt sat at home watching me over a webcam or something

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)

That would be worrying for several reasons...

wink wink, nudge nudge...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)

ewwww

that would be sooooo nasty

*tells myself it cant be true*

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)

You can't be too sure these days.....

I take it your boss is in no way desireable?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)

well of two bosses...

one is a middleaged woman, who, really really really isnt

the other is a bloke with crosseyes in a wheelchair...

so neither really floats my boat, to be honest

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)

heehee

sorry, the second one shouldn't be funny but it was in my head...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)

yeah, its wrong

but its right

he is a really nice bloke, hell he is letting me have 3 days off!

but there is a distinct lack of talent in this department...

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)

Awww, im sure thats not true

I mean, you must get a lotta work out of people who go on b3ta all day!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)

most people actually seem to work!

except me, of course

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

Meh,

why work when others are fully able to do your job for you?
That really shouldn't be how I live my life, but it is ;D

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)

exactly!

they all seem to enjoy it, so if i did it they would be get bored, so by not doing it im helping them

im sure they all hate me

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)

No,no,no

Im sure they all love you for releiving them of their boredom while you cease yours on b3ta ;)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)

ahh yeah b3ta

it really does make the days at work go faster...

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)

*sigh*

Ah feck, this nail varnish is ment to make your nails whiter but i look like i havd a calcium deficiency!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

heh, that must be real good stuff you got there!

I once fell asleep(passed out) at the reading festival and my girlfriend at the time painted my nails purple...

oooh girl with the tash has just offered to go to the shops, mmmm lovely fags

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)

hahaha!

How cruel on both counts! What a lovely nickname she has, but if she doesn't do anything about it then i suppose she had it coming...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

she is seriously hairy

and her actual name is Tasha as well, which just makes it 10 times funnier that she has a tash

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

heehee

Ahhh, isn't irony cruel?
A girl at my school had a tash and she was really slow. It took her like 1 minute to get out a sentence

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

its a sad thing to see

my last ex has just started this whole "natural" look, she has dreads and doesnt seem to shave anything anymore.

Saying that, i have grown a beard at the moment cos my shaver broke and i cant be arsed to get another one

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

I remember when I went

through what I like to call "The Jesus Phase" where I instantly found any man with long hair and a beard very attractive.....

Blaaaaargh, that hairy woman program springs to mind again....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)

well i currently have an upside down head

clean shaven head with a beard, its, shall we say, different

again, im glad i didnt see it, but i think this girl could have been on it!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)

There's a man

that wanders round here who is bald and bearded, but his head is covered in tattoos....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

could be me very soon

except the tattoos

i think i now have to offer hairy girl a fag, as she did ask me for one earlier and now she has walked all the way to the shops to get me some...

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

Ahhhh, bless...

Hope she doesn't singe her tash on it....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

pffft

thats the image of the day, right there

im gonna be laughing all the time she is smoking it

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)

She'll probably say

"Whats so funny? Is my hair messed up?"

or mabye not.....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)

..on your head it fine

then duck very quickly

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)

heehee

You never know, she could have a teratoma in her face.....

eww eww eww, bad mental image..

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

its a day of bad mental images

apparantly the tash girl is going to uni to study law, guess she must be brigther than she sounds*

*not very bright

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)

heehee, charming :)

So she's abandoning a life of fetching fags and humerous nicknames to become a lawyer and be filthy rich?
Is she crazy?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)

honestly, she sounds like a total chav(ette?)

must be crazy, who would want to leave the NHS?

me

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)

Chavette eeeey?

Far too many round here. You can't go outside without hearing at least on "Wat da Fook!"

Awwww, you can work with me,
ie, unemployed and sitting on arse all day...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)

chavs are a universal occurance i guess

sitting on my arse? im an expert at that!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)

Excellent! You're hired!

You can start.......now ;)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)

is this a paid

posistion?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)

Well...

you'll get free tea and digestives or chicken noodle cuppa soup :P

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)

ooooooh

the pay maybe lower, but the benefits sound better!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)

And no tashy girl either ;)

*pushes over wheely chair*
Well then,get to work! The messages wont post themselves!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)

aha

a wheely chair, i have one of those here, and its great cos the floor is so slidey.

You can push yourself for miles.

I wonder what would happen if the posts did post themselves?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)

WoOoOo

that would be handy, but very very weird..

heehee, i love slidey chairs...
Once me and my mate Debbie got really bored and I pushed he round on one 100 times. She got up, stumbled into a metal table, fell and farted (not very plesant) and then the table fell on top of her...
Much hilarity was had...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)

crazyness

i used to love spinning round on chairs when i was a kid, then i would do it too much and make myself sick

a harsh way to learn the lesson (without farting)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)

heh

needless to say, any future boyfriends were informed of this insident..

I used to do it too, but then I stopped for a few years and when I tried again I got a rather bad headache and had to lie down....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)

farting or spining in chairs?

both fun im sure...

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)

Spinning chairs of course!

I don't fart, i'm a lady, I do lady things like smelling flowers and petting kittens...*

*may be lies....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)

oh yes of course

i forgot that...:-P

and your friend is just a freak example of women farting then?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)

Yup, that and

she's the one that bogged off with her unibrowed on/off bf to see Shaun of the Dead without me :(

*pines*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)

obviously not a lady then

my mate matt has a unibrow, he used to be very sensitive about it, but he has got over it now

an ex of his had electrolosis (?) on her eyebrows to remove her monobrow... but between them they had a pair!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)

hahaha!

Ahhh, unibrows never cease to amuse me...

This lad is very unfortunate though as he looks, has the brain power of and is built like a neanderthal*

*i canne spell :s

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)

that looks correct to me, cos i cant either

im sure he makes up for it in other areas...maybe

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)

*shudder*

that's verrrrrrry disturbing..
ARSE, I just stapeled my finger!! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow, stupid novelty stapler looking so innocent...........

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)

pfffft

how the hell did you manage that? did it sneak up on you?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)

I was fiddleing with it

and it slipped and stapled the middle of my finger :( Bloody hurts....
I know someone who stapled the webby bit of his hand, his leg and his fingers...
He's a weird basturd....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)

awww for you

and ewww for your weirdo friend

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)

Blargh,

he's not really a friend, he's my sister's ginger friend's bf who asked me out....
It's rather confusing...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)

yes that is rather confusing

lol, why do you feel the need to refer to her as "you sisters ginger friend" have you seen my profile :-P

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)

Er............

heh....
Well, um..., to me she has no name as she is the most annoying person on the planet and she just happens to be ginger (such a nice colour)........

*phew*, saved.....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)

mmmhmmm

you managed to dig up quite successfully there.

Like my friend matt (again) he was looking through pictures on my phone and someone had taken a picture of my recently shaved head, and he asked me why someone had taken a picture of a balloon.

"Err, well matt, thats my head"

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)

hahahahahahaha!!

the loon!
That made my tea get all over my newly bandaged finger..

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)

yeah... he spent about an hour

down the pub trying to get himself out of it. It was just very funny, tho i wasnt going to let him know that

you really did some damage with that stapler then?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)

I think

I think i did a lot of damage but it didn't do that much.
I now have a hole in the middle of my finger which is rather deep...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)

ouch

cant say thats something i have ever done

a friend of mine once took most of his finger off with a knife when chopping up potatoes... not nice apparantly

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)

Yeouch

If he had, and served it for some reason, I doubt the person who found it would have been happy..
I've never really done any serious damage to myself, thought I sprained my wrist once and had to use a bloody granny trolley as a schoolbag...
not the most fun 3 weeks....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)

pfft

granny trolley

would have been some lovely spuds, little bit more meaty.

God its funny listening to the helpdesk calls, people really are stupid

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)

I got sick of it

and threw it down some stairs..
Needless to say, the teacher there was none too pleased...
Helpdesk calls eeeey? What kind of things have they done?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)

oh, just people who cant find a Z key (for example)

and just as i typed that someone was asking whether they could plug a mouse into their PC.... umm, i fairly certain you CAN!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)

Ahahahahaha!

Stupid people are funny.....
Speaking of which, have you ever read those Darwin Award books?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)

i have had a flick fhrough then website of them

but not entire books, no

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)

I read one

and found it rather amusing which I know I shouldn't have because, well, people died, but I can't help them being stupid!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)

argh hairy girl is being really friendly

i dont likes it i tell ya

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)

May I just say

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Ahhh, takes me back to primary school.....
Mabye she thinks you're one of those hair fetish blokes.....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)

you may :-P

god i havent done any work at all today, not one thing

i might go early, not really much point me being here!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)

Heehee

Not working is always a good plan and leaving/sneeking out is even better
Awww, but tashy might miss you ;P

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)

maybe...

tho i think* that she is engaged

*hope

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)

Hmmm...

mabye there was a number to call on that hairy woman programme...
She may like to play outside the field though..... ;)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)

she might like to

but.... no way... noooo way

i would have to be REALLLY drunk.

REALLY REALLY REALLY, actually i should have more self belief. NEVER!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)

Awww, poor lady

Im sure she'll be heart broken.....
Blergh, If you snogged your beard might get caught....
eww eww eww eww

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)

im sure she is just being nice

still she has someone, so im sure she cant complain!

eww eww eww eww, thats just wrong

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)

Im ashamed

of myself for thinking it *shudder*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)

longest thread

ever?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)

Methinks

quite possibley :D
Wonder if there's a prize to be had....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)

started at 11.30!!!

I dont really think the layout of b3ta is designed for threads this long

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)

Woooooooooah,

Lenghty!
If it ain't, it should be, just for the likes of us :)
edit: bugger, you really havent done any work! Well done!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)

definitly

ooh hairy girl is speaking to a guy who used to be her teacher... thats weird

apparantly she is engaged and now "to commited" to flirt anymore. Odd odd stuff. I might go soon

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)

Go and

stop him stealing your woman? ;)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

and fuck it its 10 mins early, but i dont care!

well, always a pleasure to break b3ta thread records with ya.

Byeeeeeeeee :)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)

Likewise :)

Sneek out safely and don't get caught by tashed ladies!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)

80 Gb!!!!!

Even if they are high quality, you'll have to set aside a week or so to watch that lot :P

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

div x quality

so yeah, im probably being a bit ambitious

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

You might want to book a holiday or something hehe

You could have a themed film watching day. Just watch horror films maybe.

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Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)