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# 'marketing to premenstrual women'
I had one of those 'fun' weekends with my girlfriend, where you get shrieked at for not poaching the eggs to her liking, shouted at for making the intemperate weather as it is, and screamed at for making her clothes look wrong, argh, shout shout, argh!!! But dispair I did not, oh fellow B3TA's... it got me thinking...

ok so women usually have 1-2 premenstrural bad-days a month. During this time they cry and dont know why, they think everybody hates them, get angry easily, they think that they are fat, everything is painful, except chocolate and bed.

This is the PERFECT SELLING OPPORTUNITY.

Any item presented to the women could be sold as the solution to her pain, her worrys, her anguish. Your product could be the metaphorical chocolate, bed and television.


So, Has anyone got any ideas of what products could be sold, and how, or website names???? Or does anyone just want to rant about their girlfs and their PMT?

Cheers, Paolo
(paolodi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:28, archived)
# sounds like a porn film.
borrow a camcorder, film it, and send us the results.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# whatareweyour ____ _____ _____ _____?
fill in the blanks...
it's time already:
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# hehehe
at least i dont post new messages with just text in
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# this is a good point.
People would ordinarily call it threadwasting,
but it doesn't exist...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# blargh
I was hoping that it'd spark some interest, and people would maybe suggest products for PMT women, then I'd photoshop em for my website... www.jellyflaps.com and put em on the board.
(paolodi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# ne'er mind.
Text isn't quite so loved as it might be at the moment. Nice site, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)
# stop, rewind, play.....er
no shit?!
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)
# become gay it's cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# nah.
you forgot to factor in the cost of lube and hair products
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# and Hawaiian shirts,
Steps back catalogue...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# cher montage......

cheer's for my "close but no cigar" mention lazygamer.

was that because i pester you?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)
# no.
its because you stalk me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# i do not


*hides behind bins*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# *uses spidey-sense to find you*
*remembers i'm not spiderman*
*spacks out*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# hey
thats supposed to be referring to condoms *fwap*
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Wrong board
You want this

www.lotsofpointlesstextfrommisogynisttwunts.com
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# that url donesnt exist..
ah well. I thought it was funny.
(paolodi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# er
no shit?!
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# premenstrual women
like it up the Gary, 100% fact!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# if the river runs red

take the dirt track.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# I think there
may be a song in that.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# or a few slap's
from the ladies on the board at least
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)
# i second that
i'm sorry. i don't like to take it up the poo hole anytime of the month.
(sophie the dyking, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)
# and i've never met a lady that does

nor have i ever suggested it, in my mind its one way traffic only!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Surely you're tempted
Just a little bit at least....
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)
# nah
not at all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Well....
If a girl bent over and asked me to enter her spinkhter, I wouldn't say no.

I had a friend who split his banjo string while trying to attempt it. That put me off a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)
# each to their own i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# Umm....
No. Sorry.
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)
# /strikes Ladycat from little black book
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Apology
accepted ; )
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)
# When I saw the box
(just the box mind you, not the movie) for "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," I got so freaked out about Leatherface. Then I thought, "Maybe he'll show up when I'm premenstrual, in which case I'd simply grab his chainsaw and hack him to pieces."
This comforted me.
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)
# I think it comes down to
Man whines because women get upset when they bleed for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# holier than thou medal for you
(paolodi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Considering that as a bloke
the most painful natural body function you have is crapping after a couple of days with no bowel movements, I think you have little to complain about.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)
# My g/f was hacked off that blokes don't have a similar affliction
so I reminded her that men have to suffer pregnancy and child birth. Then it dawned on me that women do that aswell.

Ah well, what can you do?
(cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# If 2 women live together
their "cycles" start to occur on the same day. So this means that periods are delayable. So what I suggest is that women move house every 3 weeks into a house with other ladies and then they will never have a period again.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)
# God.
Realisation keeps dawning:

If I have a PGCE in Science, I have to explain this stuff to 12 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
*sorry* I just remember our sex education lesson when the class twat stood up and asked what's a 69.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)
# We got taught by a teacher
who told us she would never sleep with someone until wed. The sheer look of fear when it was obvious some of us knew more than her.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:48, archived)
# it absolutely fucking astounds me
that halfwitted mysogynists like you
think anybody will believe them when they pretend to have a girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# I pretend to have a girlfriend all the time
People believe me...
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)
# I thought she looked too old for you
It was your mother, wasn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Yes, yes it was!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)