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# Don't think this is glasscock...
www.thankyoutony.com/
Yes, thanks Tony, thanks a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Fuck me.
I went through half-a-dozen pages of that crap looking for the punchline.

I *heart* Americans. It's like having a big retarded brother...

...who's pointing a gun at your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# grrr
easy now.
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# !
Erm. How about "who's pointing a gun at you but just wants to give you a big bag of sweets?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# he'll give you a big bag of sweets
ONLY if you'll wear the same t-shirt as him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# at the same time?
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)
#
That's only in the Southern states. Then you have to be related as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# by both blood ...
and marriage
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)
# i love how the majority of americans seem to love him
whereas, we all think he's a cuntflap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# What a lovely reminder from one of those speeches:
# 10 thousand litres of anthrax
# a far reaching VX nerve agent programme
# up to 6,500 chemical munitions
# at least 80 tonnes of mustard gas, possibly more than ten times that amount
# unquantifiable amounts of sarin, botulinum toxin and a host of other biological poisons
# an entire Scud missile programme
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# they haven't looked behind the sofa yet
or at the back of the cupboard under the sink
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# which we
sold them anyway...
(sunny chiba, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Jeeeesus,
I thought that was a joke, but no punchlines. I didn't realise the yanks loved him so much. Over here he's thought of as a big bloody Jeffrey.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Hmmmm
A Jeffery as in a turd that won't flush.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Dear Tony
Fuck off

Yours
, VMOS
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Seconded
Duly
(Rychan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)
# stupid
americans
(sunny chiba, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Well
when I opened it I thought it was going to be a spoof. But it actually seems serious, there's an awful lot of deluded people out there.

My comment to Tone is:

"Oi Tone, if you share their values so much why don't you just fuck off to USA and stay there."
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)