b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 3073995 (Thread)

# Here's a mash of what happened to me
at Lunch time...

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha
I've done that

woo/yay/houpla
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# It's
best if you get it behind the seats of a convertible with the hood down. Something cheap. Merc SLs are ideal.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
i hope he finds you and beats the shit out of you.*




*not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I once flicked a fag out of the window at traffic lights
it went into a cyclist's pocket. He rode off and started patting at his pocket. I fucking pissed myself.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Last time someone did that to me
I chucked it back through the car window and left them scrabbling around in their trousers.

What is it that gives smokers the right to litter the world with their fucking fag ends, bits of foil and bits of cellophane. Grrrr. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Is that the drawing you are going to
put on the insurance claim?

I had to take some photos for the insurance company after someone reversed their car into the side of my sisters' car. I just took everything in wide angle to make the road look huge and the other woman look blind. Who needs Photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Deep Joy,
deep, deep joy
hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# arf!
(I'd blame it on the borked-up traffic lights if mr police comes calling)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Watch what you're doing you bastard!
(blind corner, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# I stuffed a fag
out of a one inch gap at the top of the window on the motorway once. The fucking bastard got sucked into the terrible aerodynamics that personified the 'Escort Estate' and came straight back in through the passenger window on to the seat. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Made me snigger.
Made it apparent I'm not doing any work.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# use the fucking ashtray, you cunt.



ooh, sorry, where are my manners.

woo! yay!


but use the ashtray
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)