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# Hurrah!
I fucking hate Barney. And Blair. So, Barney + Blair = HUUUUUUGE EEVILLLLLLLL.

*basic maths for mother*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:21, archived)
# But barney
is being mean to blair so he is the lesser of the two?
Or just upset that his crown is being usurped?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:23, archived)
# barney is the lesser
and he is upset about losing his crown

(its really kilroy in a suit you know)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:24, archived)
# So that's where he's gone!
The cheeky racialist!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:26, archived)
# i *heart* kilroy

he tells it how it is
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# I fucking hate that evil self important smarmy git
I really do
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# I have to admit
to a sneaking admiration for him.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:29, archived)
# and you have to say
hitler got the trains running on time
and pol pot kept the streets nice and tidy

(obviously kilroy isn't quite a mass murdering tyrant ... yet)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:31, archived)
# And Pinochet was quite good at rounding people up and slaughtering them.
Oh, whoops, my mistake, that's what mass-murdering evil fuckwits are supposed to do.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Nay.
Kilroy is a bigot and a moron. And he used to run the worst daytime show bar Trisha...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:32, archived)
# What was it that kilroy said again?
I thought it was all abit over the top if i remember.

also, I think I saw your mum on trisha ;-)
(80sGreek, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:35, archived)
# i concur
(on the first bit - daytime shows are a bit of a gap in my cultural experience - seven years as a stoodent and I never watched any of it - except the waltons obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:36, archived)
# I concur.
Thank you, dear :)

btw, do you have curry and gravy chips in Scotland? You can't get them in England and I'm dying for one :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:23, archived)
#
the cravings!!!the cravings!!!the cravings!!!
the cravings!!!the cravings!!!the cravings!!!
the cravings!!!the cravings!!!the cravings!!!


they've started...
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
# *whimper*
I have no idea if it's even safe to eat take away food, knowing how dodgy takeaways can be.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:26, archived)
# How about I send you over
A BJ's Super chip

as a big hello from NI
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# *drool*
I keep telling Dog about those. I'd kill for one of them now :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:31, archived)
# hmmm
if you can jump really high you might clear the irish sea, and i shall treat you to as many garvy curry and super chips as you require

no killing required
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Do you have Abra Kebebra?
I love concept kebab shops (best of all the fast-food carry outs)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:32, archived)
# I ate at Abra Kebabra in Dublin.
Fantastic kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:34, archived)
# thats probably because you pregnant
thy always get bigger when your pregnant



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Thre are some hanging around somewhere
but i'm not a fan of spicy food so kebebs never really been top iof the list for me
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Kebabs, even.
Abra Kebabra.

*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:37, archived)
# the microwave is your friend
so it the 2-pint size gaviscon.

check with the resturant and see if they use proper stuff.
if they do, they should be proud and say so.
If not they will squirm and you can avoid them...

/ex-chef
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:31, archived)
# What do you mean by 'proper stuff'?
What should I ask them?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:32, archived)
#
fresh ingredients, clean kitchen
food cooked to order, not re-heated
no artificial colours/flavours

Can they gurantee the quality of the suppliers?
don't forget the hygene certificate.
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:34, archived)
# That's all a bit complicated
when you're pissed and all you want a bit of dead animal with some lava sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:36, archived)
# true, but youre not pregnant*
so can afford to be less-than-totally-carefull



*I assume this to be true.***

***can arrange for this to change if you require...
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:38, archived)
# 100% of fact.
And staying that way.

I'd just leave 'em in the pub or something.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:40, archived)
#
but think of the fun we could have...

*squelch**squelch**squelch* *splurt*

etc

repeat.....
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:44, archived)
# But I'm not gonna be pissed :(
Thanks, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# We have something that's even better...
Chips and curried mince!

I kid you not - mince (ie, mince + gravy + carrots etc.) on top of chips with a blob of curry sauce on top.

It's...remarkable.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
# oh my oh my oh my oh my
/faints
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Lions and tigers
and indeed, Blairs.

*bidda politics there*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# very nice...
and only if it's free
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:29, archived)
# pffft
s'all
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# I want to try that.
Now.

*rumble of stomach*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# You don't.
Trust me on this.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Oh ok.
On a similar note though, a mere 10 minute walk from where I live you can get the best chips in Belgium.

They are truly awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:32, archived)
# which is odd considering you live
ina small village in Hampshire.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:35, archived)
# So you're in Belgium?
May I ask...are you a walloon with a bawoon?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:35, archived)
# I am actually a Brit
origially from sunny Worthing but have been here for years and love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Hmmm..
it was in Scotland that I first encountered the cheesy chip.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# they have to put carrots in
so if you have it when pissed and throw up later you have your quota ready in place...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:33, archived)
# in reply to your post about not revising at uni
most people don't but i thought i best...

none of the people i hang round with do exams though they're all stupid photo art people and stuff, i'm also shocked and disturbed to find that the designer of the household is so bad at designing it's untrue... and she's always asking me how i do it and crying becuase she can't PFFT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:25, archived)
# I did not revise for the first 2 years
thought I better start now
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# I don't know quite how
but I read that as '12 years' - jings, I thought, better get on with it now.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:29, archived)
# thats probably right actually
I never studied at school
and Im in 3rd year of uni now...
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Good grief!
You will reap the rewards, Grandma. Trust me :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
the fat designer came in and asked if i'd done anything nice recently

so i showed her my guitar strummy thing out

she ran out and called me a twat...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# she is, therefore,
thoroughly inept.
She was probably jealous that someone taking engineering was a better designer than she'll ever hope to be...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# pfft
that's pushing it...

she's just a trout
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:33, archived)
# why did she do that?
silly tart. Not all designers are that bad, but many are *anxious*
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:31, archived)
# ahaha i know my dad's a designer, he's a nice guy too
but she's particularly inept and annoying

and she stole my style
:|
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Which one
you have several...
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:34, archived)
# this type
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:36, archived)
# she turned up in a black hoodie
with a mohican and glasses.
the bitch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:36, archived)
# haha
:P
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:38, archived)
# ah- but you can!
only oop naarth though.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:26, archived)
# yay for northerners!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Huzzah!
for our backward northern counterparts indeed. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I'm a northerner :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:29, archived)
# I know!
I'm a cheeky cock-er-ney suverner, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# OOP?
OOP?!?!?

what bloody southern spelling is that?

OO is pronounced as the long ooooooooooooo kinda sound "Up int North", and we don't say oooooooo unless it's in...

Cook "Coooook"
look
Book

etc...

u is pronounced as southerners say oo.

So every time a southerner writes "oop", trying to pretend they are northern, I laugh/cringe my arse of at the Southern bad grammar pansy that they are... :)


/pet peeve......

ps. Castle is pronounced CAs-le, not Cars-le.....

Bloody southeners... :) (MJB-Wiganer so about as northern as you can get (Socio-politically, not geographically...)



(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# You can!
Honest! You just have to travel to Lowestoft. By the Bingo hall on the sea front. Sooo worth it, tho.

"Brighton line...two liddle ducks..."
(:Nelly:, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:29, archived)
# I think I'll be travelling to Lowestoft
in the near future :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Nah...What you want is a....
(*ahem*)

"half-chip, half gravy, pea-wet, top, bottom smak."

Half a tray of chips, gravy and mushy-pea juice squeezed between two spam fritters.

Blindin'
(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Yep, we have all sorts of coronary-disease-inducing munchies in Sunny Scotland
One of the best I've found is from a wee burger van at Charing Cross on Sauchiehall Street in Glasgow on the west side of the bridge over the M8 — they do this thing called a Scooby Snack ...

Scooby Snack!
Make clicky for bigger

... which consists of a beefburger, a lorne sausage, a couple of rashers of bacon, a fried egg, and a black pudding all wrapped up in a not-as-big-as-i-thought-it-would-be-but-big-enough roll / bun. A dollop of brown sauce on top of the evil inside and you're all set!

And no, I've never tried a deep-fried Mars bar :P
(I helped save b3ta! neuro 's cheese game is strong., Wed 19 May 2004, 14:20, archived)