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# I doubt God used computers for the design.


I imagine it was more trial and error.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:43, archived)
# cocklebollocksed!!!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Thank you.
On the downside, even if I ever do something worthy of an FP, my creative swearing will mean it won't get there.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:48, archived)
# True.
You're titflanged, all right.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Surely not!
Swearing is actively encouraged on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Not true
swearing often enlivens the frontpage. Twatmangles, arsechaps, flangebucket, titmittens and cuntlestiltskin have all appeared there at one time or another*


*may be wishful thinking
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# i plan to use it this weekend when mr camel fails to make kilts
and has trouble with the sewing machine

"..you've only gone and cocklebollocksed that...etc."
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# it can be a noun too
you stupid cocklebollock!

or a carerr oppurtunity

how'd you like to be a cocklesbollockser?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# \throws away
many years of education and half assed business and goes cocklebollocksing


hang on, what is cocklebbollocksing? does it help to be by the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# I insist that everybody try to use it when they can.
And B£TA encourages swearing in its wacky, unregulated messageboard but not on the FP where kids can go. I imagine.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# making planets is FUN
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:45, archived)
# You people think
generating a landscape on a computer is cool. This guy makes EVERYTHING*.

*May not be true
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:46, archived)
# are you talking about me
or god?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Just
"you people" It's generic.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# i was referring to
"This guy makes EVERYTHING"

See here
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:54, archived)
# That's rather good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:46, archived)
# God made the earth
but slartibartfarst made Norway
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Didn't he
just make the fjords?
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:48, archived)
# yeah
he just did the coasts I'm pretty sure.

although the next earth will have africa with fjords...
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# no,
thats just what he got awards for
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# haha funtastic
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:47, archived)
# haha
/just thought of god making people in photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
Me rikey velly much!

tj: errr, has anyone broken a rib before? What does it feel like, as I think I've cracked mine, but am too much of scaredy cat to go to the hospital.

Oh. and Ning to you all!!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Ning?
Sounds like the pain has spazzed your noggin , for t'is the afternoon my good sire...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Broke it years ago.
If you twist round and feel like you are about to die, you have broken it. It should swell a bit and you will look slightly wrong in the chest area.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Hmmm my Moobs
are partially blocking the view...

*twists*
*screams*

Yep, that's the one...

/heads to A&E
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# If you can breathe without passing out,
you are probably okay. Take Ibuprofen and put ice on it. They heal on their own if it's just cracked, it's when you've broken it that you're fuckered.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:55, archived)
# ooh me me me
I'm still recovering from breaking mine. Unless you're having big trouble breathing there's no point going to hospital anyway. I fully brokified mine, and they just handed me some ibuprofen. They can't do anything about it. You just have to wait for it to get better*

*but please don't blame me if you die of it
(teasus likes tea, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Mwahahahahaha
I have it in writing now!!!

And the phone number of a good solicitor, so start praying I make it through the night!


edit: Ta very much for the advice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I have been searching for 6 minutes
for someone to use my new WooYay on. You win
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Hooray! A real, genuine image woo!
I don't get a lot of those.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Woo
What's that orangy one at the bottom left? Is that from the time he tried to make a planet but just ended up with a big lump of toasted cheese?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Actually
it's Africa. I got a bit carried away and was going to do him buildinthe Earth as a giant jigsaw.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:56, archived)