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# From a 1969 copy of TV Times
wot my mum brought over on the w/e [not photoshopped]
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:48, archived)
# Spastic Cards.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Fuckin' 'ell - the langidge az changed innit?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:51, archived)
# I like the
Compassionate Snowman bit.
This has really made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)
# The front cover is worse
it has a big pic of Tom Jones on it with the caption -

Inside:
TOM JONES
pulsating with
SAMMY DAVIS JR
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:54, archived)
# I keep looking at it,
its brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)
# Ho ho!
I wanna see it

And I wanna meet the Compassionate Snowman
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)
# I bet he's lovely,
Making christmas cards for spasics.


"Dear Spastic,

Have a lovely Christmas,

Your,
The Compassionate Snowman."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)
# PS.
Stay spastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)
# This little chap looks qute compassionate.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:07, archived)
# Yay!
That rocks!
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:51, archived)
# bless him
what a lovely man.
10 shillings to the best pic about "what's Leslie Crowther doing this christmas".
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)
# Hmm
should have kept it for Friday's competition :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)
# i shouldn't have guffawed at that
but i did, i fucking did.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
such innocent times...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)
# needs an apostrophe...!
mini challege: what would a spastic's chrimbo card look like?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:53, archived)
# Maybe like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)
# great minds think alike
or, fools never differ...

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
funniest thing i've seen all day
(no wonder your mum hung onto it!)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:56, archived)
# woo hoo!
Ah, the humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)
# heh
brilliant =)
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)